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I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

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[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 140 points 1 year ago

If this is a Palestine analogy shouldn’t you be breaking into his home and locking the man in his own basement?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago

Holy shit it's a really good fucking post from a federated account

posting

[-] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

We kept the good ones coming around it seems, proud of our federated comrades who stayed to learn the art of posting

[-] underisk@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

I mean I don’t want to disappoint you guys but…

[-] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hell yeah howdy hoe partner deng-cowboy

Ah shit wait 3 year old account. Well still, good posting

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

the art of posting

Lost book by Sun Tzu.

[-] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I love seeing federated accounts post in the dunk tank. real "one of us" hours.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago
[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Yeah but like what if OP REALLY REALLY liked that guy's house? Then he definitely deserves it, the guy in the basement is just being entitled tbh.

[-] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

The man in your basement should have accepted your peace offer and stayed in the basement. The tragedy he has caused must not go unavenged. Have you considered leveling your neighborhood because the man is probably hiding there?

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

I'm going to send a carrier to your home to back you up while you murder him and all those shitty kids you have locked in there. Do you need any money?

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

That's just like harry potter

Wait, maybe we can reach libs with this

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

You have the right to defend yourself from this completely unprovoked attack by any means necessary.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

We stand with you in the face of this terroristic behavior.

I mean i get that they might feel aggrieved, but that's not the way to make their case to the world.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hope that he and you can set aside your weapons and realize that you actually have a lot in common. Now is the time for healing.

Depends, is the man muslim?

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

Look, obviously, I support you unconditionally. The important thing for everyone to remember here is that I am going through some real shit with my neighbor right now

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The attack on Israel was the worst attack on Jews since the Holocaust!

Much like the attack on General Custers troops was the worst attack on the USA since the Jamestown Massacre!

SHRIEKKKKKK

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

But of course the architects of oppression aren't the ones who face the consequences. So it would be more like the man in your basement killed your family who you didn't love anyway and whose deaths you will use to justify locking up and killing more people.

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

It drives me crazy that people are so concerned about the freedom of Israeli hostages like their freedom is so obviously more vital than the freedom of the millions of imprisoned Gazans.

[-] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

You need to find everybody who lives in the same neighborhood as the man you kidnapped, and kidnap all of them and lock them all in your basement, just in case any of them are also planning an unprovoked attack against you. Also stop providing food and water to the others you already have chained up.

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
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