Lewis & Clark was one of the better Superman adaptations. This is like the guy who played Hercules turning out to be a chud. Or Roseanne.
hmmm, do you mean Lois & Clark?
No, it was set in the early 19th century.
I just think back to Cumtown mocking the modern Steven Seagal films where he spends 90% of the movie sitting.
It's a bit weird that I saw this yesterday on 
and both times I skimmed it there and here, I somehow misread it as Dean Cain has died.
same.. i got real excited here for a second
I hope he tries to show everyone that he's faster than a speeding bullet and/or more powerful than a locomotive.
but I'll settle for him attempting to leap over a tall building in a single bound, but only if he really commits to it... like running full speed right at a skyscraper in midtown and just going for it with everything he's got.
We have Superman at home
Superman at home:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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