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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 58 points 6 days ago

i bet everybody looking at this just sees an unhinged white man taking out his anger on children BUT have you considered what if the little shits deserved it??

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 47 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

mystery-emote speech-l
lt-dbyf-dubois mystery-emote lt-kitsuragi

Harry explaining to Kim why he had to punch Cuno

I half suspect this photo is a bit

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago

my headcanon is these kids were talkin mad shit they couldn't back up and got the ABSOLUTE THRASHING they DESERVED

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

That's what they get for not voting for him.

[-] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 44 points 6 days ago

ok this unironically rules lol

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

Those school children are going to need a tall glass of wine and a cigarette to deal with this.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Little guy on the left is so done with his shit

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 34 points 6 days ago

Lol, get owned scrubs.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

Dunking on some kids because they challenged you to one of the Ancient Games is one of the few uncle things that never gets old.

Any whippersnappers want to go 1v1 on Goldeneye prepare to watch me dance the Macarena on your grave

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Any whippersnappers want to go 1v1 on Goldeneye prepare to watch me dance the Macarena on your grave

pfft grandpa catgirl-smug

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

You watch it. I took my multivitamin this morning.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I mean he said whippersnappers and cited "The ancient games". He might be cognisant of his status as an old.

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago

GOOD picture

[-] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

"JE SUIS VICTORIEUX!!1!"

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 19 points 6 days ago
[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 18 points 6 days ago

Damned straight, they're only going to get better, I'm only going to get worse. Also they enjoy it a lot more when they win and get to shove it back in your face.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

Character building for these kids

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 6 days ago

Well done he's 13

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

This is the spirit of elan France has been missing doggirl-thumbsup

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

why isnt this already the new jeb! sweep?

Better than what Trump and priests did to children.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

jfc we all get it trump is a sex pest but so are most US politicians, this lazy obsession you libs have with dunking on trump when it's entirely irrelevant and ignoring the fact your favorite white supremacist fascists in the D team are just as bad is really exhausting.

And I just realized this is a grad account too lmao what the hell man! I thought you guys better than this low hanging fruit.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No actually most politicians aren't known for engaging in pedophilic abuse while also riding in on an unhinged pedophile witch hunt actually. And while other politicians are also bad, it's is always warranted to mock the fascist in chief.

Attacking rich and powerful men who use their position to take advantage of children is "low hanging fruit" unworthy of attention?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I mean we all know it though, it's not particularly relevant to this post and before I looked at your instance suffix I just assumed it was another lib obsessed with making everything about Trump.

Trump is also not at all unique in this. I was in no way implying the abuse of children is unworthy of attention.

Personally, I think Trump's brain in pudding. He is just a useful idiot for the truly nasty people operating out of the shadows. If he keeled over from arteries clogged with McDonalds, the fascist would keep on rolling.

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

but not Bill Clinton of course

Clinton in cuffs would be a grand and glorious day for humanity.q

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