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Lemmy still has a few incongruities to work out.

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[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 98 points 1 year ago

You misunderstand what “Hot” means. It immediately starts menopause in your body. Causing hot flashes and rage posting.

What you are looking for is “Top” as it will signal to the bottoms that you are looking for companionship.

[-] greendakota99@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

I sorted by Hot and all of the southern United States is melting.

[-] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I sorted by Hot and now all the Republican politicians are at the end.

[-] zikk_transport2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I sorted Hot and now I only see paprica and peppers. Wtf is wrong with my Lemmy client. 🤷

[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

I sorted by hot and only see Keanu Reeves

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's because it gives Lemmy the erection, not you.

[-] Creyapnilla@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Don't sort by new, or they'll take you to jail 😅

[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

DO NOT answer the door after sorting by "Top".

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Have you tried Cialis?

[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
  1. Check if poonos is still attached
  2. If no ponoos detected, it might be a hardware problem.
  3. If ponnos is detected, then it is a firmware problem
  4. Have you ever tried not using your pponos?
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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