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New survey finds the safest place to live is on the Epstein list (newsthump.com)
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[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago

He died for the sins of all those on his list.

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Does that make him sex offender Jesus?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Saint of rapists and pedophiles. Or demon of? Even baddies need their guardians.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 24 points 1 day ago

Famous neighbours reportedly include an assortment of billionaires, royals, and former politicians who spend their days sipping cocktails in the sunshine of plausible deniability.

🤣

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Should have put himself on his list.

this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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