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I miss you automatic bucklers. RIP.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

If you saw the ones on my mom's 94 Nissan Sentra, you'd see they're totally busted now, and the rails are only made of plastic, which long ago dryrotted and now the guide cables are just randomly hanging out and neither side works anymore.

Hell, even when they were brand spanking new, do you really trust your life to seatbelts only held in place by fucking plastic tracks?

Plus you still gotta manually latch the lower lap belt, which most people totally forget even exist when the shoulder belt is automatic.

That's like the most dangerous form of seatbelt to have ever been made. Thankfully that shit rightfully died out, the OG 3 point seatbelt invented by Volvo is by far the best.

If you want photos of my mom's damaged seatbelts to better understand, just message me back and I'll see about getting and sharing a photo tomorrow or soon. It's fucked.

[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip -2 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t even wear my seat belt most of the time anymore. Run it

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

My least favorite word as a first responder: "ejected."

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Seatbelts are highly recommended, for obvious safety reasons that practically everyone understands and agrees with.

Unfortunately, in the condition my mom's car is now in, the seatbelts no longer function and aren't even usable anymore. If it counts for anything though, she barely even drives it maybe once or twice a month right around the corner to occasionally get a few groceries and her medicine and local stuff.

She almost never puts it on the highway anymore, unless absolutely necessary. She gets most of her groceries and products delivered anymore.

Usually I'd say there's absolutely no excuse to not wear seatbelts, but in her case it's a malfunction of a worn out piss poor design, she only drives it when necessary.

[-] Hamknight@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

They did this because laws required an automated restraint, and these were cheaper to install then airbags.

[-] Joeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is funny because its from an article that uses the same picture why they are tereible... https://www.motorbiscuit.com/automatic-seat-belt-terrible-idea/

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

By even the late 90s? Yeah, they were a REALLY REALLY REALLY stupid idea.

But understand that in the 70s and 80s it was still very socially acceptable to refuse to wear a seatbelt with many outright claiming it was more dangerous because you would be trapped in a burning car instead of thrown clear. Yes, boomers were always dumbfucks.

But, by those standards? Something is better than nothing and a system that forces people to at least be partially restrained was a good idea. It was eventually replaced with education (LOTS of tv shows had Very Special Episodes about why you wear your fucking seatbelt) and the nag chime (... that people now bypass by buying metal clips to insert into the buckle).

[-] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I recently got one of the cars pictured. These belts are junk but it sure was cool.

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pls help if you know why these aren't around anymore--I need to know

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

They were actually more unsafe because only the part across your torso was automated and you still had to manually buckle the lap belt. People generally didn’t do that and got injured badly, a standard 3 point plus airbag is much safer. Then add in the driver side door airbag and the system is doooooomed

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lol wait, these had lapbelts with them? Uhhh, yeah glad I didn't get in any wrecks with it. Oops...

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yep. I didn't even know this for over a decade on my mom's 94 Nissan Sentra. Apparently the lap belts had retracted underneath the rear floor mats. Mom didn't know either.

I had always assumed the buckles for those were meant for some odd central child safety seat add-on, but nope, they were for the totally hidden lap belts. 🤦‍♂️

I didn't find out until a previous related online thread only last year, which sent me on the hunt for the hidden lap belts, which I could have previously swore didn't even exist.

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

I got a citation for not having mine on right outside my house Don't ask how the cop could determine this. That would dignify them too much

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I heard those were discontinued because they would allow people in serious accidents to be ejected from the car. Is that true? I never looked into it

[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

It was just because of regulations. There were a few years in the US when they had to have either automatic belts or airbags. It took a couple of years before the manufacturers got their shit together for airbags, so they had these things. Once they all had airbags, these went away.

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

TSMT
What vehicle did it best? I felt Ford Escorts were pretty slick

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

My first car was a 1989 ford escort hatchback and I miss it terribly. They’re fairly difficult to find now thanks to the stupid cash for clunkers program that laundered hundreds millions into the auto industry and wasted tens of millions of perfectly fine cars so that people could get into consumer debt and waste a shitload of resources getting into a modern suv that is barely more efficient in most cases (1989 ford escort hatchback got 25mpg on average, in line with many modern boat cars, and doesn’t destroy pedestrians or take up 8 city blocks to park)

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

That mpg is stellar, but I even felt they drove/handled quite well too. So much nostalgia with my first 94 model

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

It made me love small cars forever. Even now I am a fairly large person at 189cm but I drive a Smart Fortwo. They just are far more nimble and responsive, like a go kart. Whenever I drive a friend or family’s suv or truck it’s like “how do you do this? This is like piloting a boat”

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'll raise you a modern 3/4 ton truck, it handles like a shipping container, and barely fits anywhere. I love that truck, but if it wasn't for work, I'd opt for a sedan.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Had one for three months before the gas tank rusted through and couldn’t get a replacement. Loved that car ❤️

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My Camry had this! I haven’t thought about that in forever!

[-] aufbau161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

when i was little friends of our had one of those , but nobody else. since it seemed rare i though thats what owning an automatic (car) meant. learnt about the shifting thing way later.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

tuck me in

I get that feeling when a car tightens your seatbelt when you start driving.
Like a lil hug.

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