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[-] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

4x4 Off-Road

Has never seen anything but paved roads its entire life.

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I've been using "emotional support vehicle" lately.

[-] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

My buddy uses "gender affirming vehicle" all the time. 😆

[-] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I've also heard "mall terrain vehicle"

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago

If it's lifted on skinny tires it's a bro-dozer. The tires are always bald all-terrain tires.

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

can’t help but notice that most of those trunks are empty too

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Foot pursuit? This is clearly in America. They just gonna shoot your ass cuz the average cop wouldn't even fit in a corridor that narrow.

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Woah there, let's not jump to conclusions! You can't just assume the person they're chasing is black.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

If I've learned anything from decades of D&D, the answer is always "rooftop leaps and then drop from above". 🤌🏻

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Had to take the hitch off my little convertible. That motherfucker is a TRAP! You will never see it that low, never suspect it's there, then your shin is bleeding out.

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

My shins are already hurting by just looking at it.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

this is such a stupidly pathetic insult that really just pisses me off to no end when people say it. hell it's not even an insult, it's just stupid and always has been.. might as well just make fun of people for skin colour and gender.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Those aren't a choice. Driving a pavement princess 100% is.

They usually try to justify it with the loose excuse of hauling or towing things, that they do maybe twice a year. It's pathetic.

The ones that actually get used regularly for their design are obvious, because they're beat up from use. And from my experience, they also tend to be the ones that don't park like this. Likely because backing in means you can't actually load anything in the bed.

[-] Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

What does any of that have to do with using "tiny penis" as an insult? The issue the other user has is with the insult itself.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

When I was working a Lowe's I had loads of princesses rolling through with monster trailers, hauling tons of rock and lumber.

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

easy way to solve this.

100 feet of chain, and 30 locks.

[-] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Be careful. You might search someone precious TrUcK

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago

And not a single dangling metallic ballsack on sight

[-] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Tie them together!

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 4 points 2 weeks ago

All of them are so proud of their back-in parking skills thinking that space is for them. Meanwhile handicapped and children have to walk in the way of them, ironically dodging the same trucks that are so tall that they can't be seen

[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

This happens where I live and I keep wondering how crazy I would be to complain about it. The parking spots aren't long enough for trucks, so they back in and completely cover the sidewalk. I need to use mobility devices to get around and usually have to fight my way through the grass because there isn't enough room for my walker. I'm not looking forward to this fight when snow is on the ground

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Make a habit of removing their tow hitches so you can get past.

[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

As much as I love this idea, especially the suggestion to place it like a parking ticket, I have less dexterity in my hands than I do in my legs lol

Maybe I need to befriend a few neighborhood urchins xD

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Note, do not steal them, just lay them on the ground under the truck so they can retrieve it. Reality is that they almost certainly won't look at all before leaving and never know where it went.

[-] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Tuck it under the windshield wiper like a parking ticket.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah that's extra effort that shouldn't be required, especially for anyone with mobility issues. Leaving it in is just asking for it to be stolen anyway. Just put it on the ground right under. Not stolen, just moved out of the way, and they'll inevitably not check and leave it behind. Probably never even notice until they try to use it to tow something again.

[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I get it, but what's the difference at that point? May as well just start collecting them. Once you get enough, sell em for scrap.

Or you could just take the pin. On the odd chance one of these clowns might actually tow something, the towbar would come out when they pull away.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The difference is effort. Just dropping it over the ground is the least effort to accomplish getting it out of the way to move by. And not going out of your way to put it someplace else. You aren't committing a crime in the process by stealing anything. And they're likely to not check and just leave it there anyway for a punishment later when they notice it missing.

Taking the pin out means it's no longer secure, it could fall out on the highway, damaging an innocent vehicle following at a later date.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I think it's time for an urbanism community here on Lemmy. I've been on the fence but I'm all for spreading more awareness that things like this are not normal.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My shins broke just looking at that

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

How are none of these in their spaces?

[-] WiredBrain@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

What in the GPT is going on with the hitches in the distance?

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

When a truck and another truck love each other very much...

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lifted trucks have to have extensions to lower the balls so they hang the right height for trailers.

Apparently a couple of them fell in love.

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I had suspicions when I say the asphalt or whatever it's called...way too flat and prestige for a parking lot. looks very fake

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

People who drive trucks who don't work in a profession that incentivizes them can all go to hell.

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[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 1 week ago

Is it illegal to own a sedan there?

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

What's with all the free trailer hitches?

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[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm, I've decided to down vote any post with the "tik tok screenshot"... Fuck that crap!

New boost =

Fuck TT screens

[-] fuckgod@feddit.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

I cast "invisible tether".

This is not an actual DnD spell, but I'm wishing into existence because fuck all of these people.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hate those fucken assholes. Pavement princess driving motherfuckers.

It literally takes less than 30 seconds to bend down, pull the cotter clip, pull the pin, and toss the hitch end in the bed. Saves the shins and kneecaps of yourself and everyone else.

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