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submitted 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) by Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Cracker down.

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[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 26 points 2 hours ago

The new logo sucks but the fact that you can lose $100 million because the little graphic above your store looks slightly different really demonstrates how fucking dumb capitalism is

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 24 points 4 hours ago

NFTs: watch how this jpg makes money disappear

Cracker Barrel: you are like a little baby watch this

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 4 hours ago

I hope they overcorrect and change the logo again to have one of the following

  • twin barrels with a cracker flying into them
  • a cracker crucified onto a stack of barrels
  • change the cracker to have Sidney sweeney's face with two DD barrels on her chest
  • change the name to 1488 Hitler Barrel MAGA
[-] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

just waiting for the all caps trump truth followed by the order for the DOJ to investigate their CEO

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

this video auto played on mobile firefox is that this site or a setting?

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 25 points 4 hours ago

To be fair the new logo is awful corporate minimalism

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 hour ago

Why on earth would they think that a brand that's built entirely on being rustic and kitchy needed some flat minimal logo.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

The most rational economic system

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 hour ago

PUT THE CRACKER AND THE BARREL BACK OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE ANTI-WOKE LOBBY

[-] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Already seeing people complain that Cracker Barrel is “going woke” because they got rid of the white dude in it. I think the market is afraid that Cracker Barrel’s target demo are going to give them the Bud Light / Dylan Mulroney treatment over their “woke logo”.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 31 points 5 hours ago

This is a sad day for all pep peps and meemaws meemaw

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

Enough money for hundreds of people to live comfortably the rest of their lives, just gone in an instant because of a crappy logo. The numbers mean less than a high score in a video game, at least that is connected to some kind of skill on behalf of the player.

[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 hours ago

Great Replacement theory is true, they ARE trying to get rid of all the crackers

[-] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 5 hours ago

Oh noes! They removed the cracker and the barrel from the sign? Must be woke.

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 hours ago

Like shooting crackers in a barrel.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 6 hours ago

They should've added a second barrel.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 44 points 6 hours ago
[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 hours ago

Could you imagine how many The Middle Easts we would've nuked if Al Qaeda came after our cracker barrels!?

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 34 points 6 hours ago

All of these shopping-mall-parking-lot restaurants are getting rolled up. Cracker Barrel might have a different ownership model which protects it from private equity but they aren't long for this world.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 24 points 4 hours ago

Red Lobster is the baseline specimen for all of this. RL was spared during the recession because they owned all of the land their restaurants were on, meaning they didn't have to deal with skyrocketing rents, but private equity made them sell all that land (to a different company also owned by the same private equity firm) and start paying skyrocketing rents and hey wouldn't you know they went bankrupt.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

right out of the IMF playbook

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 6 hours ago

Should change to Kkkrakkker Barrell

[-] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 hours ago

They died to me when they removed the catfish from the menu, same with twin peaks.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago

Return to tradition

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 15 points 6 hours ago

cracker barreled

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