We're going to restart your computer during active hours. Your work will be interrupted. Fuck you.
Yeah, came home to my pc having restarted itself for updates the other day, despite having 2 VMs running at the time that were not properly shut down. Then Windows tried to push their cloud backup on me... twice, and it reset my mouse speed to the default for some reason
Then Windows tried to push their cloud backup on me... twice
This is major boundary respect by Microsoft's standards
Cloud backup just means they will use all and any data on your pc and network to train their shitty ai to do more shitty things and continue stealing our data. Yay future.
I installed Windows 11 on my new office PC yesterday, and it took hours.
I can boot from a Ventoy USB and have a new distro installed and working on my laptop in under an hour ffs.
Use Windows LTSC
This has happened twice now: I'll build a new PC about the time my father will buy a tower from Dell.
Mine comes in 4 boxes from 3 vendors over the course of a few days. His arrives fully assembled with an OS installed.
I take 3 or 4 hours to put the machine together, boot into a Linux live session, let the installer run, I get up and do something else while that goes. When that's done, I boot into the OS, run a big ol apt or dnf or whatever command to install most of the software I like, that runs for awhile, that installs my backup software. I restore a file backup from my old machine, that runs for an hour or so, gotta love spinning rust external hard drives. And then I'm moved in and up and running.
My father, meanwhile, will:
I'll have an SSD fail. I'll go to Best Buy, buy another off the shelf, pop the thing in, and either reinstall the OS and my software, which is a rather straightforward automatic process, or simply restore my most recent file backup, which is a couple clicks, depending if it's my / or /home drive.
My father...look, some men build model train sets, some men paint, some men plant gardens, some men fish, my father backs up his computer. I have a cabinet full of HIS backup hard drives because he's playing pretend he has "offsite backups." When he suffers an SSD failure, he:
Don't forget the whack-a-mole of finding which 'features' got turned back on with the critical updates.
But does Ventoy have OneDrive?
/s
I see and acknowledge your /s, but the serious answer is Ventoy doesn't but many Linux distros offer OneDrive support out of the box and the onboarding process will help you set it up.
And why the fuck is windows always "preparing" to do something!? Are you generating a record of my activities to phone home with? Just do the damn thing!
Well, downloading maybe. But it should just say fuckin downloading!
Hmm something’s missing. Where is the ai integration?
“Your clock has been set to UTC+08:00 since this is what most people use.”
Hi I'm Clock Copilot
Set up an alarm at 7:53 am? Statistically this when most people wake up.
No
Set a 8:00:85 timer? To make you feel better about your dead grandma?
No
*Sets an 2:30 am timer anyway
Oh no. We're going to get Vibe Clocks aren't we? AI is just going to spit out times and it's on you to check to make sure it's correct.
We replaced "Clock" with ClockPilot. It is so much better! Go ahead ask Clock Pilot what time it is!
You: Clockpilot What Time is It?
🤖 Clockpilot: “Ah, an excellent question! It’s breakfast time in 12 different countries, next week already in New Zealand, and—wait, hang on—did you know Saturn’s day is only 10.7 hours long? If you were there, you’d already be late for bed.
...Anyway. Locally speaking: it’s ... thinking ....did you adjust for Daylight Savings, quantum drift, or whether your cat stepped on your keyboard last spring?
Would you like me to set an alarm for:
Your next existential crisis, The heat-death of the universe, or Dinner?
You: Clockpilot I said WHAT TIME IS IT!
Oh, of course! It's 5.20 AM on the 35. April in the 114. Juche year in North Korea. have a productive day!
Modern user-friendly Linux in a nutshell:
"Hey that kernel update finished in the background, unless you were bored enough to stare at this window for the last 3 whole minutes. It would be best to reboot your machine as soon as it works for you, boss! 😎"
Please note however that modern user-friendly linux does not use emojis in notifications about system updates. That was just for fun.
I use mint btw
Just a moment
Progress bar at 100%
Progress text reads "complete"
Wait 2 hours
Why am I reminded of Monty Python's Meaning Of Life?
"Doctor, what do I do?"
"NOTHING! YOU'RE. NOT. QUALIFIED!"
"PING!"
Microsoft needs to sit in on a one bar prison for 36hrs. It used to be bad. Now its tortuous.
Why even does anyone put up with any of it?
I installed win11 in a vm just for fun, then ran the deblpat script. The amount of shit that removed was astonishing.
Still sucks ass but at least its not as bad as a damn emachine from 2005. Win 11 performance is so damn shit.
What absolute scares me is how even if you download Windows Enterprise IoT, which already comes extremely clean out of the box, and then run your favorite debloating script (removing even more crap)... the system still shows a noticeable delay when opening the right click menu, or the start menu, or a new Explorer window. So the most basic possible tasks, that you do constantly, for some reason are slow on a modern multi-core processor and a clean build of the OS.
How the hell did they manage to downgrade... the start menu? the right click menu? How?
I read they're using react, the JavaScript library, for the start menu. If true that strikes me as insane
They're likely using react native (Microsoft has pretty much gone all in on react for new ui things). It's not as crazy as it sounds, the majority of cross platform mobile apps use react native.
It's important to note that it's not a web browser that's rendering the ui. The way it works is that react native provides a way for js logic to define the ui declaratively (kinda like HTML), then react native calls platform native components to do the actual rendering. So you declare <Button> and what comes out on the other end is a real, genuine windows-provided button.
And if you don't reboot it like every ten days, services are guaranteed to not reenable and shit will start breaking. I see it daily, and people look at me weird wondering why they have to reboot their shit so often, thinking I'm lying to them and saying "reboot".
I recommend Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC, which is supported until 2032 and has never required me to update my fucking clock or calculator, never crashed my SSD, and never randomly encrypted my hard drive and lost the recovery keys! And, there’s no OneDrive, Copilot, Recall, Cortana, Clippy, or whatever else Microsoft’s cocaine addled executives have come up with this week to FUCK us.
Since thats the standard for operating systems we’re working with now, I’d say this one is pretty good!
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Isn't the IoT version missing some features?
The real fix is to switch to Linux.
Also, what's wrong with Clippy?
IoT is missing all the features I hate, but they can usually be installed manually if desired.
I’m holding out till 2032 for Linux by which time I will be dead or ready to switch.
I was one of those cool 90’s kids who hated Clippy, and I am still just as immature.
Why are you waiting so long? Windows XP pushed me over the edge and I switched to Linux then. Everything was suddenly better. Computers were useful and fun again.
What are you waiting for?
How long have you been waiting? You'll never know mwahahaha
daylight savings time has gone too far
The clock needs an update every second! /s
At least it tells you what stupid shit it is doing. There is apparently another 'security update' for android and I'm assuming it is actually another complete UI overhaul called a security update again.
Security updates are very important
They are!
UI overhauls are NOT security updates. OneUI7 or whatever it was called was presented as a security update.
The last Windows OS I used was XP. I miss those days.
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