I'm going naked. I knew the risks going in.

Here's the thing... When you're neurodivergent and any clothing you wear to bed will twist and wrinkle and keep you awake every night, you have to weigh the quality of sleep every night vs the rare instance of an emergency. I choose sleep. But I also have a robe next to my bed.

I don’t live my life now for a bunch of what ifs. My neighbors can look at my dingaling. Fuck em.

If the toga was good enough for the Greeks, its good enough in an emergency. Blanket, sheets, nearest curtains, whatever.

You gonna sleep with shoes on, too?

(Also what BlueLineBae said below re: neurodivergent)

I have a bathrobe i can throw on in like two seconds in my room on the way out

How often has this happend to you?

I keep shorts next to my bed, I'd try to grab them as I hop out but if that didn't work out I'm okay going nude. I'm not going to constrict myself on the miniscule chance of an emergency, that's living in fear.

There was another post that also raised my eyebrow for similar reasons. They were agonizing about what to wear to bed but still be ready to cover up quickly. My answer is the same: a robe. This is a solved issue! Need something to wear to breakfast, but family or friends are over? Robe. Wear sexy/non-traditional/nothing/butt-plug/whatever? Robe. Man/woman/child/other: robe.

Whether it's on a hanger or wadded up, it probably takes about 10 seconds to throw on in an emergency. If someone is that paranoid about being immodest while saving their life, keep it hanging on the front door. You could grab it as you ran out the door and it would literally take no extra time. Sure, in the most urgent fire, etc my bare ass might be out for less than a minute while I put it on across the street, but that's in the worst-case scenario...

I rather sleep comfortable for the 99.9% where there isn't a fire than be inconvenienced that one time that may never happen.

Now early package delivery? The number of times I've received my package on an early Saturday with by dick swinging in a bath robe is probably way too high. But they don't know that!

Blanket turns into toga. Problem solved.

I don't sleep in my glasses and I don't sleep in my shoes and coat in winter. I'll have to get dressed anyway--possibly just in glasses, shoes, and long coat.

My bigger worry is that my dog isn't currently wearing his harness and ID (he had a bath). I'd have to either toss him in a crate and carry him out, or get him dressed in his harness.

I keep a robe and also shorts near my bed. If there's a huge catastrophe that doesn't allow me to get either of those on, oh well.

Do you not go outside because a meteorite could hit you?

August 29 1997, the day pajamas became self-aware.

Actually it's a thing schools do (in the US, at least), like casual day except that the kids wear pajamas to school.

Probably best to stop letting the pig in the bed, too.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/george-and-max-a-love-story-made-in-hollywood-427257.html

Occasionally, all that squealing can come in handy, like the early morning hours of 16 January 1994, when the Northridge earthquake shook most of Los Angeles, prompting shortlived but very real fears that the Big One had struck.

...

Max was in bed with me and woke up minutes before it happened. And I was yelling at him for waking me up, when everything just exploded. So, I'm naked with Max, and running ... because I'm in a house on a hill, and if it's going down I want to be up on the street, dodging the next house.