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[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 3 days ago

grad ones are a bit different

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Love the grad ones on my alt there

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I'm in a communist compound right now it's warm as hell we got stoves and like fifty blankets you fuckin loser

I remember that one

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Just to be clear, this is not an invitation to discussion with you, but a warning to others who might see your comment.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Lol I swear hexbear is a psyop designed to radicalise LGBTQ people and turn them against the moderate middle, thereby creating exactly the villain the gender/sexuality wedge issue calls for.

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

For people that want an instance-level block for the Big 3 Axis powers - hexbear.net, lemmygrad.ml, and Lemmy.ml - are you aware of anything that could be recommended?

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Just like when I go around and mug people I'm teaching them about the importance of being aware of their surroundings

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

You’re in the worst possible instance to represent Lemmy

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Truth nvke 👆

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

who the fuck is screaming “ADJUST YOUR POSTING” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never adjust my posting

[-] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I'll go first

MY ANALYSIS INDICATES THAT THIS CONTENT MORE CLOSELY RESEMBLES THAT OF /c/main

[-] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

lemmy.world’s advent marked a paradigm shift where .ml was no longer the “default” lemmy instance. So long as hexbear was federated with the “default” lemmy instance, they were able to inflict their insanity on everyone else. Now .world provides a large part of lemmy insulation against them.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

"Kokushi musou renhou" is two scoring yaku, or winning hands, in Japanese mahjong, also known as riichi. Kokushi musou is one of many Yakuman, the highest possible scoring winning hand, which consists of one of each terminal and honor tiles in hand plus one duplicate. Renhou is another very rare yaku that occurs when a player calls "ron" on another player's tile before any calls are made or that player draws their first tile. The likelihood of either yaku is extremely rare on their own, and together is next to impossible to see ahead to avoid dealing into, but will cost you a game losing amount of points anyway! Sometimes life really is like that, where you can't do anything but lose entirely off the bat! Good luck next time, pal

family-guy-death-pose when the ruleset is renhou mangan

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

I was born beautiful and perfect from the Conjunction Betwixt Earth, Sky, and Sun and any suggestion that I am less than the complete and indivisible grace of the universe is Bad Leftism.

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

To post cringe on the Internet. This is a twelfth type of liberalism.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I’m kind of afraid to ask this on hexbear, but is it a bit? Are they actually sincere in their beliefs or is it all just one long running joke and those users don’t actually hold those beliefs? Am I engaging with a website and forming a large part of my identity. I’m really conflicted because they venmoed me money when I really needed it but if they aren’t willing to be sincere about the strict Marxist trans theory orthodox they subscribe to then I might just have to leave and not come back.

Talk about an ingrate assuming this is real.

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 days ago
[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Believe it or not, everything said online is said by actual humans who exist irl

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Oh HELL yeah, I got my absolute all-time favorite tagline:

get home from work in the United Soviet States of America in 2024

thirty hour weeks are tough, but I get more vacation days than most people in order to make up for it

boot up my home PC, an Electronika 9100 XMT

it's located in my garage, in a standard rack mount along with its standard power source and network components

head to the terminal in my living room to actually use it

computer monitor makes a satisfying hum as it comes to life

see the logo for the default OS pop up

it's a Linux distribution maintained by the Computing Centre of the Academy of Sciences

it's good enough

go into Firefox, log onto my favorite website

it's called Hexbear, it's a pretty standard BBCode forum

see that I have a private message

a comrade is calling me a revisionist

they sent me a picture of a pig pooping on its balls

[-] Lavender@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

The shitposters of hexbear who just came here to have flamewars because the mods of hexbear apparently don't control anything anymore

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