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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 70 points 1 year ago

What if they have always been wanting to marry but both too afraid to ask and you broke the ice and they marry and live together happily ever after?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 52 points 1 year ago

Villains making the world better by accident has always been a funny trope.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Good IRL

[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I guess its time to do good things hehehehehehehehehe

That's why you gotta go back in a few years and spell out "I want a divorce"

If I don't get to be happy neither do they

[-] Lemmyuser_Guest@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is one of many reasons proposals should be talked about in advance. If you like surprises your partner doesn't need to know exactly when the proposal is coming, but generally it should be known if a proposal is coming in the more immediate future, in the long term, or not at all.

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

But that's also a target demographic here. Let's say you talk with your partner and a proposal is coming in some near term future.

You go away for a weekend to the beach, but are not planning to propose--youre going to do that at the park where you first met or whatever.

SO sees this, gets excited, then get let down and isn't ever in the same great spirits the rest of the day/weekend.

Still a chaos inducing opportunity

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago
[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Still new and getting used to community links on lemmy, but it tickles me that this reads like "Hey! I found Satan at lemmy world"

[-] Kaliax@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

I love her. This is my people.

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

She's trying to be funny, but deep down she's doing this because she's jealous it's not happened to her yet.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, these types of "pranks" often reek of jealousy.

[-] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn the picture is so blurry, I put my glasses on lol.

[-] journey01@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Great way to reserve a patch of sand to yourself.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I prefer to just do it the old fashion way and pee in a circle.

[-] ninekeysdown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of chaos the world needs :D

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