I dont like this nonsense. They never tell you what constitutes a chirp, is it chirp chirp? Is it each chirp cause that means its 140°. Like have you ever tried to actually use this in RL? It simply doesn't work.

Its for a very specific region and a very particular cricket. So its bullshit to pass it off like some natural law

Everything except metric

least convoluted way to measure a US measurement system

Is that an AI generated thermometer? The scaling makes no sense whatsoever lol

That's a grasshopper.

What use is the Fahrenheit measurement though? I thought only one or two countries use it.

That's a grasshopper.

We should stop using Fahrenheit and Celsius and use chirp

Crickets in Antarctica be like: prihc

In Celsius it is chirps in 8 seconds + 5 (Dolbear's Law), but if you listen a single "Chirpffffffsss", than better stay at home

And people say farenheight doesn't have a use...

This is bullshit

So it's 4°C, got it!

I was trying to think of any situation where this would be useful and the only thing I come up with is a way to keep kids occupied during a camping trip.

Europeans in shambles

Yeah, I'm going to hunt one down, and isolate it from all the others just so I can count its chirps so the count won't be screwed up by being confused by other chirpers - all to avoid simply looking at all the other sources of said information that are much more readily available and convenient

Unless you're doing some sort of environmental science experiment while living in a post-apocalyptic world where every pre-existing analog thermometer device for accomplishing this has somehow been destroyed, this is utterly useless.