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[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Am I the only one who thought that was a really shiny grasshopper?

[-] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 94 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I dont like this nonsense. They never tell you what constitutes a chirp, is it chirp chirp? Is it each chirp cause that means its 140°. Like have you ever tried to actually use this in RL? It simply doesn't work.

Its for a very specific region and a very particular cricket. So its bullshit to pass it off like some natural law

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 days ago

You’re telling me you cant keep track of 30-45 simple chirps off a standard reference cricket in a 15 second period? Did you even go to school dude?

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

standard reference cricket

Fuck

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago

You’re telling me you cant keep track of 30-45 simple chirps off a standard reference cricket in a 15 second period?

That depends on whether it's a frictionless sphere.

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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Counting the negative chirps is the worst. Like, why is there a -20ch marker if it's never -20?

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[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

What use is the Fahrenheit measurement though? I thought only one or two countries use it.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Two countries and crickets apparently.

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Just as God intended

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 3 days ago

US and ... maybe Israel? Those are the two countries that use the US "Simple English" while the rest of us know what a U is for and how to say Z... so if they also both used F that would track.

[-] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 4 days ago
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 32 points 4 days ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago

Wtf is going on with Dalton

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

It's a logarithmic scale based on Kelvin, but with constants shoved in there so 0 and 100 would agree with Celsius.

https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/459851/john-daltons-temperature-scale

[-] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I'm more confused about Galen. -4 to 4, 0 is "normal"? 50 c is "normal"? For what??

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

In Galen's scale, the 0 point is 22 °C, an alright room temperature, but the others are described too vaguely for us to convert. It might also be nonlinear. See the explainxkcd.com article

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[-] multifariace@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

His degrees X would be a good way to show changes over long periods of time by simply graphing the annual adjustments.

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[-] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 77 points 4 days ago

least convoluted way to measure a US measurement system

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 4 days ago

Is that an AI generated thermometer? The scaling makes no sense whatsoever lol

[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago

It makes absolutely no sense lol. Definitely AI

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago

No, it's what happens of you don't use a metric unit

[-] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago

No mate look on the right side, the number 20 is repeated. Ye imperial units are fucked but we are not at a point where 20 Celsius is equal to 2 different Fahrenheit values.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

look on the right side

Thanks! I looked at the wrong side at first

No, I was just kidding, including the first comment. Both sides are messed up, it was a variation of the "anything but metric" meme.

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[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

This is bullshit

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

In Celsius it is chirps in 8 seconds + 5 (Dolbear's Law), but if you listen a single "Chirpffffffsss", than better stay at home

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

About half the time and an easier addition? Metric wins again.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As always, metrics with clear rules are always better as random metrics by bodyparts of an King in the past, apart avoiding errors. Ask the NASA, crashing 2 Mars probes using the Imperial system.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago
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[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Exactly. Quick image search will show you that cricket looks like this:

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 days ago

Crickets in Antarctica be like: prihc

[-] xylol@leminal.space 20 points 4 days ago

We should stop using Fahrenheit and Celsius and use chirp

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

It starts snowing at -8 chirps

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago

And people say farenheight doesn't have a use...

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I was trying to think of any situation where this would be useful and the only thing I come up with is a way to keep kids occupied during a camping trip.

[-] teletext@reddthat.com 7 points 4 days ago

So it's 4°C, got it!

[-] Devadander@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Europeans in shambles

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