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[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 328 points 6 days ago
[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 194 points 6 days ago

I like it, though there wasn't a single one of the false facts that I was taught in schools.

"Dinosaurs shed their skin all at once like snakes"

"Girls are naturally not as good at math as boys"

I don't mean to be rude, but If this was taught in your school, everyone around you is probably a moron.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 6 days ago

Yeah, the concept is nice, but it tells me that the Big Bang doesn't explain what happened before it (the leading hypothesis is that the Big Bang started time, so there is no "before") and sources a Wikipedia article on spiders. Then, it cites the common myth about Daddy Longlegs being highly venomous, says that that wasn't dispelled until 2020, and then cites a fucking BuzzFeed listicle.

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[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago

Yeah I think that the "you have to discharge your batteries entirely before charging them" would be a better fit, even though it wasn't false at the time, but the technology changed

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[-] Kushan@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

Yeah I didn't get taught any of the stuff mentioned for me either.

One thing I did notice that wasn't mentioned was the tongue map, that I was taught about in the 90's - you know the one that said that your tongue has different areas for detecting different kinds of tastes - sweet at the front tip, sour at the back, that kind of thing. All bullshit.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I remember even testing that one out as a kid, observing that it obviously wasn't true, and bringing up my experience to my teacher. "No" was basically the only response I got. How did a myth like that catch on when it was so easily testable by literally anybody?

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[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Cool but flawed website.

Earlier times dont include myths that are on later years.

There is no overlap in myths between 1990 and 1970-80 but there is with the myths of the 60s, so we stopped teaching it for 20 years and then went back to it?

"Sugar causes hyperactivity in children" is mentioned to have been corrected around 1995 but stops making the list from 1980 onward. I have heard it after 95 but not from school.

I wanna recommend it to others but i cant in this state.

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[-] ijon_the_human@lemmy.world 133 points 6 days ago
[-] bstix@feddit.dk 33 points 6 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

The history list was most interesting in my opinion.

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[-] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 47 points 5 days ago

I think the biggest one that was drilled into us constantly, especially about WW2 and Nazis was

“ Those Who Cannot Remember the Past Are Condemned To Repeat It”

This was a load of shit as evidenced by what is going on in the USA right now and other parts of the world. The real lesson should have been to push back the second a nazi takes an inch as they will take more if you play the nice and tolerate. Not everyone is well intentioned.

[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I had this really awesome kind of angry and nihilistic history teacher in H.S. who offered an elective course that studied the repeated patterns through history leading up to genocide. It covered Armenia, Rwanda, and the Holocaust.

I don't know if it was just the fact that we looked at the repeated overlaps between human behavior vs just memorizing historical events, but if more people took a course like Crimes against Humanity maybe they would learn to spot those clear patterns of human behavior that somehow happen over and over again without anyone noticing.

push back the second a nazi takes an inch as they will take more if you play the nice and tolerate. Not everyone is well intentioned.

Yep, the Holocaust didn't happen overnight. It always starts as a slow slide into genocide, but once it picks up steam it turns into an avalanche. It drives me nuts that people keep pretending we should be entertaining any of this as just normal politics. The reaching across the aisle bullshit was insane a year ago (and really 10 years ago), but at this point it is literally enabling this shit to happen. You're a collaborator.

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

That quote is being proven true right now though?

People don't really remember what happened with the nazis. Most of the people who actually lived that past are dead now.

And the vast mojority of people lack enough empathy/understanding to be able to 'walk a mile in their shoes' as it were and extrapolate the horrors from the most readily available histories.

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[-] shortypants@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago

1987 Edison was a genius and invented everything, Turns out he was actually the Elon Musk of his time.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Edison being a giant dick of a patent troll is one of the main reasons Hollywood exists. I'm not sure Musk has anything that impactful on his resume.

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[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 33 points 5 days ago

''You won't have a calculator in your pocket all the time!''

[-] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A short list of things you didn't realize were false, stolen from the most recent episode of the You Are Not So Smart podcast (on Intellectual Humility, Sept 14 2025):

[-] PraiseTheSoup@midwest.social 30 points 6 days ago

I actually learned the lemmings thing from the windows 95 era PC game "Lemmings". This is also how I learned that lemmings have green hair!

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 29 points 6 days ago

fun fact, lemmings was developed by a little studio called DMA designs, which later changed name to Rockstar North, and is nowadays most known for the GTA games.

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[-] bebabalula@feddit.dk 32 points 5 days ago
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[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 76 points 6 days ago

The mitochondria better still be the power house of the cell. Or we are going to flip some tables and burn the place down.

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[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 82 points 6 days ago

The very architecture of the Internet (it was a written with a capital I back then) made it impossible to take over, and traffic would naturally route around any damaged links or nodes.

Google and CloudFlare have since proven that sonsabitches with enough money can subvert it completely, and it only takes a few dudes dragging an anchor from a boat to disconnect entire countries for weeks and months.

[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 6 days ago

It took them a long time to get there. As corporate ISPs took over from the government and universities, the Internet got built around a few large pipes rather than several smaller ones. It's cheaper to build and maintain, but more prone to failure.

Some of the redundancy from the old ARPANET is still around in the US. Everywhere else, it mostly got built as above. One ship laying an anchor somewhere they shouldn't has brought entire countries offline.

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[-] wer2@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 days ago

When I was in school, we were taught that vaccines work. /s

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 56 points 6 days ago

Class of 2003.

Food wheel was taught in elementary school. As were the taste bud "zones" and the American Dream.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 days ago

We had the Food Pyramid here in Canada, which is very similarly a lie pushed by the dairy and grain industries and not linked to any real health benefits.

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[-] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago

I don't care if it's wrong, Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could blow himself

[-] Flobaer@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

They taught you that in school?

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[-] WanderFree@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 days ago

The United States is a constitutional Republic/democracy with 3 co-equal branches of government...

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[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 61 points 6 days ago

The one that immediately springs to mind doesn't exactly fit the criteria, because it wasn't even true at the time that I was taught it in public school in Texas. But my history teacher taught me that no real historian called it the "American Civil War," and that it was correctly called "The War of Northern Aggression." And, of course, although the Confederacy did want to keep slavery legal, their actual central reason for seceding was "states rights."

Like I said, both of those are simply lies. Only propagandists call it "The War of Northern Aggression", and it was always explicitly about slavery.

The sad thing is that I believed and repeated these lies for years after that. Note that, like most people, I didn't have access to the internet to easily check things myself. Since at the time I had zero interest in reading about history, it was difficult to correct my knowledge.

It has demonstrated, to me at least, the importance of keeping propaganda away from children. The more you lie to children, the harder it will be for them to become functioning adults.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 56 points 6 days ago

For me it's the regions of the tongue thing. It never made any sense, and a 6 year old with a sugar cube could have disproved it. Yet they taught it in schools for years.

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[-] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 52 points 6 days ago

Five senses; taste, touch, smell, sight, hearing, acceleration, temperature, body configuration, pain, balance, time, hunger....

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[-] ninjabard@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago

I guess the big one for me is the whole Mozart for babies thing. It wasn't Mozart's music making babies and young children smarter, it was a combination of more affluent parents or at least parents with college plus educations having time and income to spend on enrichment activities.

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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 58 points 6 days ago

We had to write angry letters to our children's school about 5 years ago to get them to stop teaching taste regions. It's really baffling.

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[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I can think of a few.

  • That T-Rex' vision wasn't actually based on movement. (Probably)
  • Feathered dinosaurs are a thing.
  • What we were taught as the 'reservation' system more closely resembled concentration camps, and indigenous people were given a 'choice' between death marches and war.
  • That the US military was actually on the wrong side of nearly every civilian movement for greater rights, from suffrage, to labor, and now freedom of speech and immigration.
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[-] nuggie_ss@lemmings.world 38 points 6 days ago

That whole "got milk" campaign was a load of bullshit.

It turns out only about 30% of the global human population is able to even digest milk.

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[-] etherphon@midwest.social 31 points 6 days ago

Work hard and you will be rewarded and taken care of. LOLLLLLLLLLL.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

The book Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W. Loewen goes a long way to accomplish this. At least it did for me.

[-] yabai@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Oh I've got a good one. Learned in the American south. Supposedly the American Civil War was not fought over slavery, but differing railroad track widths. Slavery was a minor detail that was a scape goat for the north to force the south to use its standard railroad width.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

It's not just about slavery. There was also state's rights (to slavery), and the economic disparity (turns out free men work harder than slaves?!), and a clash of religious ideals (people that interpret the Bible as pro-slavery vs people that believe benevolence requires abolition). There were even one or two spots where water usage rights and federal funding were in controversy.

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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 6 days ago

Left brain/right brain pseudoscience

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago

School experiences are too varied for such a site to exist. Examples:

Climate change was universally agreed upon to exist and be caused by people 30 years ago. For some reason it no longer appears to be.

Leif Erikson was taught to us back then but you’ll find people today that celebrate Columbus.

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[-] derry@midwest.social 33 points 6 days ago

Alpha wolf is a lie.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Sure, some are still taught. Like you can catch a cold from being in the cold.

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The constitution of the united States.

[-] shplane@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

The US south treated their slaves well. Even in high school, I was like “mmmm you suuuure about that?”

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[-] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago

The "tongues have taste zones" thing is the only thing that comes to mind.

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

When I graduated highschool, the idea that some dinosaurs had feathers and evolved into birds was still "fringe science".

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