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declaring anti-fascism a terrorist organization and decrying the balances of the humors in our modern infants.

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[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 67 points 1 week ago

tfw you can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

"I for one welcome our new communist overlords!"

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 week ago

was talking something similar to this in a Fire Rises pathway for Maoist Trump.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Okay, that is... an impressive level of patsoc crankery.

"HOI4 Modder or Earnest Political Crank" is gonna be a fun game as US politics gets crazier by the day and the HOI4 mods try to satirize it with more and more exaggeration every update.

I kinda wanna try some wacky HOI4 mods now. Even though I barely know how to play HOI4.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Try Kaiserreich, play the LKMT, get ready to do a lot of reading.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ahh, commies and doing a lot of reading. Like cheese on pizza!

(I've seen Kaiserreich recommended a lot by other commies. Good leftist paths?)

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Some very good ones, especially with the recent overhauls for a lot of Syndicalist nations. China especially got a lot of love from the dev team.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, they do call Kaiserreich "the syndie mod". And, like, I was never really a syndicalist, but I did love the C.N.T-F.A.I in my teenage anarchist phase. So yeah I like syndicalism in political games even now.

Oh, yeah. Communist China is a fun one to play in a lot of these political games. I will say, I personally like unconventional and ahistorical commie paths a lot more than the mostly-historical ones or alternate ideologies for actual socialist states. A good test of a "Leftist Mod" for a game like this is the quality/existence of the ahistorical communist paths. I do like both wildly implausible ones and ones that follow the communist tendency actually popular in that country at that time frame, though. And I always like a good implausible an-com or syndie power-fantasy path, because when I play political games, I'm very much still my twelve year old self.

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

There was a good HOI4 mod that had a good communist Japan path. I'll have to dig it up and check it out but it was really neat since the base-game communist Japan path is very scarce and justifiably very hard to do.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, communism in vanilla HOI4 is just often a let down in general.

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's why I love it. The game is just crankery all the way round and I was saying I would want to see a hardcore environmentalist-maoist trump path too. Shit would be hilarious. Accelerating the collapse of the Empire and tweeting like the Buddha and encouraging community action. There should be like a "trump political shift" tree where you can just literally have him in any flavor. Have him run in the DNC. Abandon all of his past and begin championing for Islam. Shit would be hilarious.

If you wanna see some real crank tho you gotta check the germany path tree.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Ohh yeah. HOI4 is absolutely distilled political crankery. The real schizo mods are like the thrice distilled and finely aged stuff. But I really hate war as a front and center mechanic of a political game, which means I tend to stick to ahistorical socialism in vanilla or lightly modded Vicky, not the true nuttiness that is leftist paths in HOI4's craziest mods.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

If there's one thing you definitely shouldn't give to babies, it's liquids. Pure solids only for them.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

My baby is sick and refuses to eat her overdone steak even if I cut it up for her. What can I do?

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Ketchup. Babies love overdone steak smothered in ketchup. It doesn’t count as a liquid that way.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

You joke, but a while ago there was a thread about people feeding their infant raw meat yikes-1yikes-2yikes-3

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Ack.

I fed my baby generous amounts of steak and seed oil but he died. How did woke get into my house?

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Don't you know Seed Oil is dangerous?! You should've fed that baby steak washed down with beef tallow instead!

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Your baby is gay and woke. It must be sent to military testosterone masculinity camp immediately to learn to shoot guns and drink whiskey.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Clearly your baby is offended by your snowflake choice to cut up the steak, that baby needs to just chew on it like a dog in order to be a real ~~man~~ baby.

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I stand corrected.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

first you must cook the steak well done and add plenty of ketchup.

this is how our president enjoys his steaks, so this is how your weak baby will consume the steaks necessary to become a powerful, strong man of genius level intelligence.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Solids are not enough, you also need to make sure there are no additives, etc. Feed your baby a live cow.

[-] tricerotops@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago

i wish i could be dumb and free of humility and risk aversion

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Its easy if there is no consequences for your actions

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it's the opposite. Survivorship bias to the extreme, except yours haven't seen the toll of the effects of your generation quite just yet. Sure, yall get old; but the cancer-era hasn't started just quite yet.

(disregard if you're the unicorn gen X, boomer, or disabled; downvoter hasn't seen the rust-belt)

[-] tricerotops@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

are you talking to me or someone else? i was just being sarcastic about trump and the rest of his administration

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

They think every child should be exposed to every disease to "build up immunity", but think vaccines are evil sorcery.

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 week ago

Ah, wait. What if we can restrict OTC pain-killers like aspirin and excedrin "behind-the-counter" regulated drugs to crank up profits?

What if aspirin and your average migraine medicine gets labeled with a "autism warning"?

Calling in advanced lathe-support.

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

trump-feed Make oxycontin great again

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They really have the mindset of a medieval peasant from top to bottom.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I think peasants had a better idea of self-preservation even if they weren't very well-educated on the mechanics of how to best go about it.

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Is 'break it up' just calling for Andrew Wakefield's 'give them 3 separate vaccines isntead of 1 because I'm invested in the 3 vaccines' system?

[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

baby too wet. dry baby.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Brainal leaking kelly

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Andrew Wakefield gonna grift himself into being the head of FDA at this rate

[-] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

To his credit, I usually have too much liquid in me. It's alcohol.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Don't forget when he said there's no need to give a two year old hep b, so you should give it to them at twelve.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

This is what I say when I fill up my boys' water and they drink half as soon as I give it to them

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Trump likes his vaccines on the rocks.

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