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3 eggs with veggie sausage, black beans, green onions, kale and fish sauce topped with salt & black pepper.

Absolutely delicious although the black bean juice seems to be giving my family psychic damage!

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Looks pike asbestos with olives. You have my upvote

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Next time you shouldn't leave it sitting out for a week in a humid jungle before taking a picture. We can't tell what it was with all the rot and mold.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 8 points 10 hours ago

I'm sure it tasted delicious but it looks like petrified barf

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 59 points 18 hours ago
[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 20 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

This is what my partner said! That it reminded them of the Dubious Food lol

they really were amazing though i have been wanting more all day.

[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 9 points 17 hours ago

A lot of times the best food looks like absolute garbage.

Like, shred some really good Parmesan and tell me it doesn’t look like the shavings you’d keep mealworms in for fishing… or just plain sawdust. Tastes great though!

[-] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 17 points 15 hours ago

I hope it's actually tasty because the way it looks gives me flashbacks to that one time when I forgot where I put my dirty baking tray and found it like this several weeks later 😆

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 13 hours ago

This does, indeed look like an omelette, but after about two months in the fridge.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I think I made eggs that looked like that once too... After about three weeks.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

You have committed either alchemy or a crime

Undecided on which currently

[-] Godort@lemmy.ca 31 points 18 hours ago

Good lord, at least wrap it in a tortilla or something

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 7 points 18 hours ago

that's just empty carbs I don't need and I have a gluten intolerance. That's what the beans are doing in there providing slow carbs and some fiber!

[-] beccaboben@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

Thar be corn tortillas…to protect your family from psychic AND gluten damage!!

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 5 points 18 hours ago

that's a good point corn is whole grain too

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Also tortillas and nachos etc are originally made purely out of corn/maize so they're a good choice.

And I actually found that gluten free nachos keep way longer than their glutened counterpart which are still made out of corn but which have like added starch or smth from gluten containing grain. Like basic Kellogs corn flakes aren't gluten-free.

But if you buy gluten free nachos /corn flakes, they don't get mushy in the same way when exposed to air. Gluten free nacho crisps last weeks and weeks completely edible. Whereas regular crisps go stale in a matter of a few days.

[-] goldemboy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago

A freakin' salad leaf then... Or is this a Halloween thing where you're supposed to get spooked by your food? Bet it tastes really good but DAMN 🙃 Consider the costs of family therapy on one hand and half a salad on the other ^^

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 3 points 18 hours ago

fair, i see people online eat lettuce and eggs on sandwiches all the time maybe it's not that bad

[-] GooseGang@beehaw.org 3 points 16 hours ago
[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 14 points 17 hours ago

Tasty ingredients, mouldy vomit lookin' slop.

I'd eat it. If I watched you make it first!

[-] GooseGang@beehaw.org 3 points 16 hours ago

Same. Like on paper it sounds good, but then the photo… not so photogenic.

[-] joshthewaster@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Beans and eggs are good together. If you want to make them look appealing just plate them together instead of mixing them together. Beans under with eggs on top or plated next to each other can both be easily combined by the eater and won't look awful. Flavor wise you get the same result.

[-] Acamon@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

This should be the most upvoted post in this community.

[-] viking@infosec.pub 8 points 16 hours ago

This looks like something my dog threw up.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

What a fucking hideous sight, well done

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 17 hours ago

Sounds tasty… looks atrocious

[-] androidul@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

jesus christ, how do I shut it down 😂

[-] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 8 points 18 hours ago

You gotta rinse the beans bruh

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 8 points 18 hours ago

they are dry beans cooked in veggie broth with spices in the instant pot for 45 minutes.

the pleasing juice is half the point!

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago

I don't know why folks are shitting on your Goth Eggs for Spooky Season!

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 6 points 18 hours ago

lmao black beans and eggs taste good but always end up looking like they went bad 4 years ago

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 18 hours ago

Some real gherblin tack

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 18 hours ago

🤢🤮😭

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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