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“Netflix and chill” but it’s not sex, the chill is the chilling effect consuming slop has on revolutionary potentiality (hexbear.net)

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago

Oh you want to "cuddle" why don't you cuddle up to Capital Volume 3 since it's way more important than sex.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago

During the act there must be a remembrance of stalin

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

volcel-judge During the act there must only be a rememberance of stalin

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago

If you're not a lib, you'd sucking and fucking Volume 2, like a real Marxist

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Netflix and Chill dean-frown

State and Revolution dean-smile

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Fr, snuggling up and reading to your partner or being read to by your partner is like...absolutely top tier

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

And bottom tier too bottom-speak

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Its wholesome tier. Talk to your partners about your cuddle fetishes folks.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I unfortunately don't have a girlfriend to do this with... but I do have access to leftist theory as audiobooks and I have a teddy bear who gives the best cuddles... and likes to be sectarian and accuse me of not being communist enough. But then, can't really expect much different from a 🐼, it'd be weird if he wasn't a Maoist, and it'd be weird if a Maoist wasn't at least a little bit of a sectarian crank. He's lucky he's cute. I put up with it for the hugs.

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago

You still have a lot to learn about sex, as well as Marxism-Leninism,

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How about "Netflix and chili" and we make a big pot of super spicy three bean chili.

[-] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Why stop at three beans

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

I usually eat between 40 amd 50 beans in a bowl. Three is far too few

[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

nicholson-yes bean beanis cool-bean

[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

"Netlix and chill" but it's not sex, it's the chilling effect of realising that white genocide in South Africa has been ongoing for months without anyone bothering to even hear out the victims.

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

waow-based

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

you’re right that is pretty chill

mayocide in the motherland 🫡

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Or the chilling effect that excessive slop has on being a human, not that I would know anything about either.

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

netflix and chill but it's actually jellyfin and i can't pay the heating bill

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

"Netflix and chill" but it's "Netflix and krill" and you feed those big swimmy bois

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

jb-shining netflix and kill (slavers)

[-] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, entertainment is and always has been the enemy. The Russian revolution of 1905 famously failed because everyone was too busy standing around the player piano. I think the people of Paris taking Daguerreotype selfies and literally posting them to the barricades also had something to do with the end of the Paris Commune.