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[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 0 points 23 minutes ago

The trick is finding a melon the same size as your pan lid

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 minutes ago

It's a potentially viable if imperfect way to cover the exposed surface of the watermelon is this really a question?

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 45 minutes ago

This move is one in a melon.

[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 27 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

That dad has it right. Tin foil or put it upside down on a plate. Fuck using plastic on foods.

[-] myplacedk@lemmy.world 2 points 57 minutes ago

Yes, except tinfoil is also bad for the environment, it's just that plastic is what's getting attention these days.

[-] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

People keep their bagels in the fridge?

[-] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 2 points 54 minutes ago

Probably depends where you get them from. Costco bagels mold in a matter of days.

Thomas branded bagels are sometimes good months after they "expire".

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

My wife still tries to if I let her put away groceries, and admittedly they to get moldy fast sometimes. Heating them does undo some of the staleness, though I'd prefer to just eat them all asap after purchase.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 4 hours ago

Seems like a good way to help prevent it drying out without using disposable plastic

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 9 points 3 hours ago

In Danish we just call it "luftkim" aka "airborne bacteria". Sure, a fridge at 7°C might prevent the bacteria from groving, but it doesn't stop it from existing.

[-] FUsername@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

On the one hand, sure. In the other hand, isn't that why we soak the melon with vodka like this??

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 1 points 51 minutes ago

That's preferable. It's the reason why pickle or just in general try to make it as an inhospitable place for bacteria as possible. But even alcohol given oxygen and the right airborne bacteria can turn to vinegar.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

a fridge at 7°C

Gross

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

It deserves a hat for all it's hard work

[-] dontsayaword@piefed.social 37 points 6 hours ago
[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago

I might try this, the cling wrap sucks for that.

[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

They make silicone covers and wax covers that are reusable

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 14 points 5 hours ago

We have little shower caps for stuff like this.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

With something as big as a watermelon, a full-size shower cap would probably work best.

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago

The green yellow or green ones would both fit

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 61 points 7 hours ago

It's to keep the exposed surface from drying out.

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 18 points 7 hours ago

Most people do it with a plastic wrap which they then throw away and polite the environment with.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 hours ago

..polite the environment..

Do they give it a sincere "Good day to you!"?

[-] protist@mander.xyz 15 points 5 hours ago

Give the environment a little plastic present, as a treat

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

On one hand, the plastic one works. This one doesn't.

On the other wand, there's that entire politeness problem.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Just got to have a wand like Bellatrix Lestrange's then.

No politeness there..

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 hours ago

Watermelon soup.

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