I wish I was a robot. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Beep boop beep boop

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[-] TheTaglineToldMeTo@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

only one click away :3

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Oh shidd oh fukk

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

If you were your capitalist would abuse you to work 24/7 😞

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

But then maybe I'd have cool lasers I could defend myself with?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Sorry, goes against company policy. Please come to work without them or authorities will be notified, please also know our security personnel is equipped with and trained in the usage of EMP weaponry and will not hesitate to use it in an emergency.

Personal storage for laser modules is no longer provided, due to events that transpired on the 28th of March last year.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

fun fact, robot in czech is what we used to call serfs!

you are a serf now!

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Time to spread the machine plague.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I am very attached to my robot characters in RPGs. Not an uncommon autism thought (though it was trains when I was growing up)

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

trains can be robots

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Dinosaurs was another one.

For me, at least, it was a response to being othered by other kids

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

yeah everyone else was either robots or actors as a kid.
Dinoriders and Dinotopia were rad. Idk that I got too into like, paleontology or anything though.