Survival guides: "Remember, you can always climb a tree to escape from a bear attack."
Bears:
Time to renovate the bear cave.
They're redoing the den.
Bears are tough opponents in normal circumstances but when they cover their soft underbellies with freaking chainsaws they're a nightmare.
Not proud of it but I am now stuck on figuring out what kind of game would feature a chainsaw bear
bears have the right to bear arms
only he can prevent deforestation
Is it because it likes the smell of the two-stroke gas/oil?
he's coming for your picnic baskets comfortable bourgeois pigs
We grow powerful
He's just going to do some woodworking, he'll bring it back
God forbid a bear have hobbies
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
