I want this to be real.

I want this to be real.

It would almost make Trump's political career worth it.

EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

Oh hey Maga was right
Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.
I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.
I like to think I'm moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.
Bro I thought Bill was flying to go get himself some toddlers, not to go get Donald's face pressed into pelvis
Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead
Or how good is Trump's deepthroat game?

Time to clean my balls Don.
Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?
As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.
Clinton is a maniac! he will let literally anyone suck his dick
I mean, hard to say who owns the lips around your spigot when your head is busy with some top shelf fruit. 🚤

He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.
What's the reference? (preparing myself for some "normal" 2025 shit)
krasnov's obsession with arnold palmer's penis makes a lot more sense now
So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!
This is big
Donald Trump to Bill Clinton

Suck it Donny!
what Clinton is going to do? come out and say "I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump"
“Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”
Is this why he wanted to send Hillary to prison? So he could have Billy’s D all to himself?
/uj why does Bubba = Bill Clinton?
Nickname because he was from Arkansas, origin of Bubbas.
Yep. And for anyone saying they've never heard that nickname for Clinton, Bubba Clinton is also mentioned in the docs.
Trump’s portrayal as a muscled hunk makes a bit more sense now. It rarely attracts women.
STUPID Libtards! It's Not ILLEGAL to Suck another Man's PENIS yet! Just like it's OK to Rape a Child if they have Perky enough TITS!
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