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[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why start your own marriage when you can become a minority stakeholder by investing in mine? Minimize risk and maximize reward, dummy. It's basic economics.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, a couple would have a good start if they were handed a few million in VC money

[-] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

And then a series A, followed by a series B...

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Marriage IPO

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

“How to Avoid Arther C Brooks and Why He Will Never Be In a Committed Relationship”

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

in a capitalist hellscape without a safety net, i get considering a marriage through a lens as if it were a merger of assets and liabilities, but let's not pretend that is a romantic impulse. it is literally the practical and therefore not-romantic side of a marriage.

stg, every time i have seen economic abuse, it's because the abuser tries to make financial considerations out to be or need-to-be more romantic.

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The definitive brooks Ranking:

  1. Michael
  2. Mel
  3. Arthur
  4. David
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I wish those guys would take a good look in the mirror, like come on

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

That's fuckin hilarious. Life imitates art.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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