This pic is obviously American.
I know, right? That's obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.
Gotta protect your mattress somehow.
It could be a toy gun
Why?
Real guns are cheaper.
The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is.. how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up
this guy ~~fucks~~ sleeps on the floor
Fake. Sheets are too clean
There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.
In fact, forget the house!
That's the meme? But that's just gender stereotypes
*shitty gender stereotypes
Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.
All the money was spent on the corvette outside
Dodge RAM and you know it.
back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about "grabbing some carpet" like any other seat
but it's just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again
simpler times boys
Did that carpet tied the room together?
I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn't breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.
I've been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It's maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.
I think the idealization of this kind of spartan living space is basically the same as the cryptobro idealization of unregulated currency.
Over time exposure to reality will result in making compromise after compromise to solve each problem that arises until you have reinvented from first principles the very same standards that everyone else in society already arrived at.
Fellas is it gay to have furniture
What for? You can sit on the floor, you can put your things on the floor, wait you can eat on the floor too? Great!
Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!
Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.
Under capitalism, yes.
Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.
Idk id probably be chilling
It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass
Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.
Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!
I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.
Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don't even need a cup if you put your palms together.
Real men suck it directly from the ~~teet~~ faucet.
The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD
If it weren't for women we'd still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow... and it would be amazing!
Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!
I literally did this in college. It was great.
Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you've got my room when I was in my 20s.
No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.
That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.
Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”
Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I'm in!
I'd immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.
Where's the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?
all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.
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