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[-] felsiq@piefed.zip 21 points 1 week ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

By the end of the year they are gonna adopt the metric system!

(Now which organisation needs to invent a fake medal to get that done?)

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

But space is so much cooler in the imperial system!

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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 20 points 1 week ago

The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he'll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Omg. Did he say this after getting his participation trophy from FIFA?

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Of course he did

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 20 points 1 week ago

It would be so fucking funny if this is the last straw for Americans and they finally rise up.

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[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

When he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more

[-] jali67@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I hope he gets something like pancreatic cancer and suffers for a few months.

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[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

He was denied an ownership deal to a football team a long time ago and he's just getting revenge. That's what tin pot dictators do. There's also another thing they usually do...

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I think he was just giving a soccer peace prize by FIFA, this is just him doing one of his favors back, lol.

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Wow. So glad this is what’s on what’s left of his mind. Not soaring prices or atrocities committed in his name. No, this is what matters.

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Why don't you just call NFL foot ball, soccer? No one else wants to use the name soccer so it's sort of free.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I'm surprised he's not naming it Hitler Nazi Pedoball, for the exact same reason.

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[-] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

This is what happens when you only have a partial working brain and surround yourself with idiot cocksucking minions.

I can't wait until this fuckstain is dead, buried, and I'm taking a huge Taco Bell shit on his grave.

[-] banause@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

May I suggest a German word?

"Distanzkampfball"

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[-] formidable_asshat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

So thats why FIFA awarded him a peace price award that they made just for him and after this they asked him if he could force the NFL to use another name?🤣 brilliant.

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago
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[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fact that he parrots a good point that millions of other people have been saying for decades does not make him a smart man.

The fact that he does so at a podium in the most powerful position in the world does call into question his intelligence.

[-] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm on the side of who the fuck cares what another country decides to call a sport. It has no effect on you at all. The only ppl who seem to complain about it are Europeans who need a reason to seem superior to American so everyone will forget they've been fucking up the world 300 years longer than the US

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Are you on team Ananas or team Pineapple though?

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Aqui en Español, es la piña, no es la anana.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

it totally looks like a pinecone, and you can't tell from the outside if its delicious or not, so I'm team pineapple.

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[-] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

I usually call NFL 'American Football ' why is every so wound up these days?

[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

The NFL doesn't need to drop the word "football" entirely, they just need to be more specific so there's no confusion. They could change their name to "Non-Soccer Football League", or NSFL for short.

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

😒 NFL football

🤩 NSFW football

😒 NSFL football

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[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Handegg is a name someone in Europe came up with a few years back

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I don't disagree, it needs a different name, has not much to do with feet, but really? A trophy is enough of a bribe for him to upset his base of NFL fans? Can someone bribe him to get us on Metric system?

[-] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That would be hilarious. Please let him accomplish that and nothing else.

[-] scala@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago
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He's always lazer focused on the most important issues facing americans.

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