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xkcd #3179: Fishing
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He would only feel his own Buoyancy...
And he does, because that's yo momma on the boat

Yo momma IS the boat!
In that case there would be no Buoyancy left
I know there's a math joke or something here but I've done this for real and it's fucking embarrassing lol
its not actually a fish
doesn't sound more likely that it's a big rock floating in space
good point
Mount it my khal
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