We demand to be taken seriously

"The polycule saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe."
I'm shuddering. Polycule horror...
One of these people fucked the family dog. Now it's your turn to guess which.
Trick question?
I'd put my money on the guy on the right, personally.
Easiest trolley problem ever.
The West Wing (1999) cast reunion.
Super Smash Crackers
Photoshoot for the worm awards (they all have worms)

Alley McBeal reboot
That woman is literally a jumpscare.
The Bride of Frankenstein?
This spring, A new season of Dynasty comes to ABC.
Andy Warhol meets with his team of lawyers to discuss lawsuits from trademark owners.
Ah!
The Aristocrats
spoiler
Wrong? Right? Who knows! It’s meant to be a reference to this terrible joke, but it probably didn’t even manage that.
Considering their boss's Epstein ties and the fact that an aristocrat is essentially a billionaire, that joke makes so much more sense now.
"We Care"
when you open a pack of crackers in the class
The W(hite Supremac)est Wing
CouchFucker and the Klan.
Performing live in Alabama! Bring your sisterwife!
This is like a shitty soap opera that only has 1 season after every episode being a cliff hanger between the most unlikable people ever
first day of sitting lessons
S Club Seven reuinion tour
Five men. Two women. One Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar. No rules, No napkins.
This is TLC's: Lunch Wars, brought to you by Arby's.
The Pest Wing
The Jest Wing
Standing school class picture day
Nightmare blunt rotation
Damn new season of “The Traitors” is looking good
JDs school for couching fascist talking points
The lady in red is leaning near me Pressing cheek to teak
Stephen miller like “got a great deal on some pre-owneds that just rolled in; how does 14.88% interest sound?”
Marco instinctively standing at the door when in the room with Stephen Miller and there are no other brown people he can sell out nearby
Damn they’re getting weird with The Office reboots
Trump is in frame, but under the table just straight up slobbin whatever he sees (as if he’d be so giving)
TFW you’re in a board meeting and let out a “silent” toot
When the one sunny spot attracts all of the ectotherms
This was actually really hard to photograph since none of the subjects are typically visible in mirror
JDs school for couching fascist talking points
This tweaked something in my brain, so
Crouching liar, hidden cuck fetish
Sitting and Standing School graduates, class of '25.
The favorite law firm of Jeffrey Epstein
~~We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe~~
Someone already did this joke
A single rose floats on still water
Tale of the 7 Red Triangles
A room full of humans who are decent.
Chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.