Just fuckin' use porn like a normal person, goddamn

Woman not sex object? (insert media) = BAD.

Hard mode

“Fap” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Help me understand the link here.

His logic goes:

• famous punchy boi

• women must be attractive to me personally

I'm having difficulty connecting these dots.

besides Aunt May

Don't kink shame me!

They literally made Aunt May hot in the MCU by giving the role to Marisa Tomei though

How would you type, format, include a screenshot, and review this post and have it never occur to you that this is not the sort of thing that you announce to the world?

-Video game base on an iconic superhero

-Wants fap material

Fellas I really hate it when I can't [redacted] to my vidya character. Everyone should be catering to me at all times.

my man these stories are for children that's why they aren't porn

Send all G*mers to 10 years hard labour in the fields.

Let me run that past my internal political commissar real quick:

This is a VIDEOGAME

That's it. That is the safe part to read. Please refrain from reading any other parts of the tweet.

Please tell me this is a bit. I need this to be a bit today

I don’t care how fappable she is, but it is really jarring how different she looks from the first game while Pete and Miles look mostly the same. And by Pete looking the same I mean looking the same as his bad facial makeover from the remastered version.