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[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

he used to have "it." now he doesn't have "it" and candace does. washed up, post-lawsuit alex jones says what?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

he does this when he's mad at people who are doing his schtick better than him and poaching his audience

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Yeah Owens is a true believer while Jones is just a showman.

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alex Jones' crashout lately has been extremely entertaining. His viewers are calling him out for selling out Charlie Kirk, protecting Trump and Israel intelligence re: Epstein stuff. His viewers are accusing him of protecting the administration in return for a possible pardon. Here's an example of his crashout (CW: insane rambling, and maybe anti-Semitism/reverse anti-Semitism idk)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEw-fFD6GJk

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it's like with PizzaGate where he deleted a bunch of content, and denied denied denied after it became clear it wasn't worth it anymore.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

This guy's childish rambling about crisis actors led to the families of deceased children being hounded by losers who had nothing in their lives which they decided to turn into vicious harassment for grieving families, and he's talking about lasting damage to credibility? Man shut up and leave all public spaces forever.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

He actually looks healthier than the last pics I saw around his latest trial, off the booze and on the alex-supplements ?

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah, he's clearly on the 'Zempic

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Maybe he's gone off the BrainForce+ and MaxForce+

[-] elpaso@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

What happened to his mustache?

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

He had a Hitler mustache for a while to own the libs, but that was not enough for his viewers - he got called out for being a performative anti-Semite (instead of an actual Nazi) mainly because he wasn't covering Trump/Epstein ties to the Mossad.

[-] DaMummy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

It took a billion dollars to shut him up. I, for one, think that alone deserves at least some respect.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

He hasnt paid a dime of that and he hasnt shut up.

[-] DaMummy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

This post itself is how he not only isn't speaking out, but he's telling others to shut up.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No hes telling Candance to shut up because he's fully in the tank for Trump and his orbiters and she's not on board with one of their narratives. He's only against the conspiracy theory because the target is MAGA media.

[-] DaMummy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yes...? I feel like we're agreeing and saying the exact same thing, but reaching a different conclusion. Also, he's spoken out about Trump on multiple occasions, only to backtrack the very next day. Again, a billion dollars will shut you up real nicely.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We're not agreeing because you're connecting unconnected threads here. The billion dollar he hasnt paid a dime of arent why he's telling Candance Owens to shut up. He owed that money under Biden and he wasn't pro Biden, he didn't stop with the conspiracy talk then. Trump isnt using that billion dollar as leverage. Alex Jones is just a racist piece of shit who likes Trump and has liked Trump since he first said he was gonna build a wall.

[-] DaMummy@hexbear.net -1 points 1 week ago

So he owed a billion dollars he never has to pay back as long as he keeps his mouth shut? Even of his own audience tells him to speak up. And as I said, he's dipped his toes into Trump hate multiple times, but I don't know if he backtracks every time over his fans revolting or what.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

oooaaaaaaauhhh but the amount of derivative YTP and creative slop he generated!

[-] avoid_the_noid@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Fellas, if you're thinking about growing a goatee please reconsider.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Now im gonna do it.

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