Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
Meesa poop egg piss.
That or one of those double shark dicks
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
Yeah but it's always flaccid
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
I like this
Also his tongue does wonderful things
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Because of the implication.
(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)
Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game
There are dozens of us.
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There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker69 from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that. You must be thinking of something else surely. This is as unlikely as someone getting my skyleak referencing. I very much want to know what you think my user name is from though, deeply curious
Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I've got them moves like Jarjar
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.
Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
Voice for sure, and learn ASL.
Second one.
Move to Jamaica, no one cares.
Look - that tongue could be handy
Son of a bitch you take away the best option
dancing like jar jar?
One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.
Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.
Isn't there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?
Can I pick neither? Not worth it.
This is a curse
The “you cannot kill yourself” part is enforcing you have to pick one or the other. No picking neither.
Aww hell no...can I do the immortal snail one instead?
You could make some money doing Star Wars events and conventions and such.
Me as a therapist trying to break the awkward silence
Im rewatching all the star wars movies right now so this made me laugh. :)
I was young and full of hope when this film was released in theaters.
No longer, Jar Jar taught me I am never cynical enough.
"I'm sure they are just whining, how bad could it be?" I said to myself...
It took me like 15 years to learn that people dislike him, back then I didn’t really think about it that much
Can I be both?
Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn't make sense.
Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.
Messa hooooorny.
Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.
I need the tongue, so I choose "look".
But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.
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