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I feel like that's probably the one thing a vehicle marketed as bullet-proof needs to be... like, actually bullet-proof.

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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago

These things look even dumber as cop cars.

[-] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 9 points 4 months ago

robocop was supposed to be absurd and cautionary :(

[-] kyonshi@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

It was a satire, but the wrong people took it as aspirational

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[-] northernlights@lemmy.today 44 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Imagine being a billionaire in the mood to be generous and making a large donation... and that's the best you can come up with. Giving 10 cars to the police. WTF.

[-] nulluser@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

The police were probably about to open an investigation into said billionaire for child sex trafficking. Sadly, all of the evidence just suddenly went missing.

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[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 33 points 4 months ago

They aren’t even waterproof.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

That's why they are in Las Vegas

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[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 32 points 4 months ago

The funny thing about them not being bulletproof will be the batteries getting pierced setting off a fire while they’re locked in.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I love that for them

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 months ago

Are you sure that's the only problem?

[-] human@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 months ago

Embracing the dystopian aesthetic.

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 3 points 4 months ago

Who else to blaze the trail than the enforcement arm?

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago

Good the cops shouldn't be protected while they protect the status quo and serve as an enforcer of most things wrong.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Oops. Who could've seen that one coming?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fun facts I've gathered up...

  • 10 Cybertrucks were donated to Las Vegas police.
  • Las Vegas haven't noted whether to keep or sell them.
  • Any vehicle going into police duty must be "upfitted" aka upgraded with a police package (lights, siren, comms, armor, etc).
  • Police prefer a certain known standard performance vehicle specs for duty (horsepower, towing, speed, mass, manuvrrability, etc). Teslas are too young to have demonstrated anything of this.
  • Some out-of-spec police cars (e.g.- retired, siezed, donated) might get another use as community outreach vehicles (D.A.R.E. cars).
  • Article states an upfitting company named UP.FIT {corrected name} Las Vegas, aka UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE ®. They are not a preferred public service vehicle upfitter, as they ONLY modify Teslas and only Teslas for contract.
  • Sheriff McMahill is an uneducated media regurgitator.
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[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 12 points 4 months ago

Didn't Las Vegas also buy his stupid loop?

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

yes and they commissioned him to build more recently.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

And the entire city is going broke because of ridiculous costs and xenophobic policies towards tourists. Those tunnels will be homeless shelters in a few years.

[-] lemming741@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

They can't compete with a 20 year old crown vic

https://www.pontiacperformance.net/TechArticles/CV_BallisiticPanels.html

It's a sad joke.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Yeah. A vehicle known for trapping occupants when damaged, then burning them alive. Are you sure that’s the kind of vehicle you want to be in when it gets shot at?

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 9 points 4 months ago

That is exactly the kind of vehicle I want ICE to find themselves in. Makes em' melt like butter.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago
[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

The original design had a 3/16" stainless shell and some very special glass, especially the windshield. I know that the production model is just a similar-shaped cast aluminum Tesla frame with appliance-grade stainless sheets glued to it. It's basically a different vehicle from what they showed off.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

I'm not convinced its appliance grade after the talks about it tarnishing

[-] 1D10@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

A youtube creator showed what the said was a production car being shot with various calibers, the .22 barely dented it and if I remember right it resisted everything up to .45. My issue with that is I've seen the body panels and seen people proving its just the same stainless that a refrigerator has, and about the thickness of any car door, and I put .22 rnds threw both of them many times.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

There’s a jerryrigeverything video linked in the article. It barely holds up to a 9mm and falls to a .17.

[-] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Has anyone tried a pellet gun?

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[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

How is this not false advertising?

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[-] MyMindIsLikeAnOcean@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago

The Musk phenomenon is so strange. I live in Canada, and I’ve made multiple people absolutely melt down over the smallest criticism of him.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Every speeder just driving up on the sidewalk to completely disable their pursuer.

“Ed, turn here. This road has speed bumps.”

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Shhhh........

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Problem? Idk, personally I kinda prefer Nazis to not be bullet proof.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

I see Elon Musk has a new venture: coffin making.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Shh!

Let them find out.

[-] weew@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

That's far from the only problem....

[-] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

It probably doesn't matter if they are actually bulletproof. They'll be used as propaganda show cars, or personal vehicles for the brass, and never called into actual service.

No one in their right mind is going to pick the "bulletproof" cybertruck over an armored Bearcat in a scenario where they expect to be shot at. For non-tactical applications they're no more or less bulletproof than a standard potrol vehicle.

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 4 months ago

I bet it looks great in the maintenance bay every three days.

[-] BenM2023@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

They are just about as bullet proof as the cars are self driving. Dunno why anyone might think that they would actually be bullet proof, given Musk's track record...

/s

[-] OhioComrade@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ready for Blues Brothers 2

To pursue the Blues Brothers, filmmakers bought more than 60 old police cars at $400 [ $1,573 today] apiece, according to news reports at the time

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[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Its OK, its a feature!

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

I need more proof. I don't believe they aren't, someone prove it.

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