Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).
You can't fix her, bro.
She doesn't need fixing
She works in advertising.
She doesn't need fixing.
These statements are mutually exclusive.
Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.
She just needs her fix
Of ads
Nothing to ad, I'm just here to dogpile on marketing majors
Nothing to ad
Got Milk?
I've got nipples, Greg.
Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.
“IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”
lemmy: "pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch."
Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT
No I can't. I don't have a working mic.
but... our AdVeRtIsErS
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a "boy"
Average Lemmy boy: I may or may not be a boy today
I'm sure a polycule has both tried this and had to stop because it was causing too much anxiety/drama.
Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server?
BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.
The Fast Show
How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?
Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.
Did that and all I'm getting is kernel panic.
Also reddit:
My gf didn't close the tooth paste in the bathroom.
Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER
Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON'T (MUST WATCH)
tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen
its me i'm tumblr
Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love
fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can't do an ounce of work by themselves
L E G U M E S!
Aside, but I hate that people say "my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me" instead of "my boyfriend (M 53) prevents me (F 21)"
I don't understand. "Prevents" is correct. But she said "forbids."
I think the order of words was the point here.
I had a typo. Reread it. It's the "my (gender age)" part that annoys me. "My boyfriend" is a person, "me" is a person, but "my" is not a person.
Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]
YTA: Can't a man have a hobby collecting things these days?
4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.
YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identity!
Surely if it's full of missing women's driving licenses it's not a sock drawer, it's a missing women's driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I'd post if it were reddit.
The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.
You can fit both the socks and the missing women's drivers' licenses. Unless you're really into collecting socks.
ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?
ml loves red flags
Surely that's the opposite of a red flag
hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?
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😂😂🤣😅😮😮WHO DID THIS 🤣😂😅😂😮😮
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