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[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 3 months ago
[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

She works in advertising.

She doesn't need fixing.

These statements are mutually exclusive.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

She just needs her fix

Of ads

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nothing to ad, I'm just here to dogpile on marketing majors

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nothing to ad

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[-] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I've got nipples, Greg.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago

Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

lemmy: "pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch."

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 points 3 months ago

Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

No I can't. I don't have a working mic.

[-] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 1 points 3 months ago

but... our AdVeRtIsErS

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a "boy"

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 points 3 months ago

Average Lemmy boy: I may or may not be a boy today

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago
[-] spacesatan@leminal.space 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm sure a polycule has both tried this and had to stop because it was causing too much anxiety/drama.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server?

BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

LinkedIn: I don't have "boyfriends", I have unpaid live-in interns

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

The Fast Show

[-] froh42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Also reddit:

My gf didn't close the tooth paste in the bathroom.

Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Today it's the toothpaste, tomorrow it's your neighbours penis

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.

[-] Osan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Did that and all I'm getting is kernel panic.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can't do an ounce of work by themselves

[-] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

L E G U M E S!

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Aside, but I hate that people say "my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me" instead of "my boyfriend (M 53) prevents me (F 21)"

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I don't understand. "Prevents" is correct. But she said "forbids."

[-] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

I think the order of words was the point here.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

I had a typo. Reread it. It's the "my (gender age)" part that annoys me. "My boyfriend" is a person, "me" is a person, but "my" is not a person.

[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON'T (MUST WATCH)

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen

its me i'm tumblr

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

YTA: Can't a man have a hobby collecting things these days?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Surely if it's full of missing women's driving licenses it's not a sock drawer, it's a missing women's driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I'd post if it were reddit.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You can fit both the socks and the missing women's drivers' licenses. Unless you're really into collecting socks.

[-] Oppopity@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identity!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago

ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Surely that's the opposite of a red flag

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

ml loves red flags

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