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[-] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 92 points 3 months ago

See, i would like to say i am a lesbian because i love women and not because i hate men. And i really do love women. But

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago
[-] Townlately@feddit.nl 35 points 3 months ago

Love this comment and also your username, thank you for your service

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 79 points 3 months ago

You'd think he'd use a comparison of images where a woman has blemishes or something. This is just "See this beautiful woman? you were tricked by make-up into thinking her eye lids had a thin dark line on them."

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 77 points 3 months ago

Oh god I may discover the hot woman I'm dating is a slightly paler hot woman!

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago
[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 75 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If a man seduces you while not smelling like shit and he doesn't disclose up front that he takes showers, that's sexual assault

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 68 points 3 months ago

She's out of your league, Jeremy. That's what you are upset about.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

She ain't seducing his ass or anyone who subscribes to this shit.

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 58 points 3 months ago

🇺🇦 detected, opinion rejected.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago

doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup

Does he think her (or fucking anyone's) face just naturally looks glammed up?

Also, she could totally also be wearing makeup on the right (which is a very conventionally attractive photo, too)

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago

Yeah, like, at this point he might as well demand we disclose that we're wearing clothes.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Woman simply existing normally

frothingfash She's trying to trick me into seeeeeeeeexxxxxxxx

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago
[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

It's hard to actually see clearly when your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character awooga

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah, a skill issue.

You see, you don't actually want your eyes to elongate, that's just you thinking that seeing from a bit closer will actually help you, but unless you are already very close, it's a false urge. It just makes your eyes floppy & unfocused.

What you want to do is enlarge your eyes, like so:

(sauce: Red Hot Riding Hood (1943))

The secret advanced technique, if you are brave (note that they might not be able to reattach your eyes tho):

Unless you want to microscope the situation:

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is a troll account, he's now photoshopped himself into a fake Stephen-Hawking chair in his pfp.

He's baiting for rage here.

"Took the MENSA IQ test online and it looks like I’m smarter than 97% of the population. Wow!"

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Chuds whole raison d’etre is “trolololol I’m a bad person and making decent people soooo maaad is funny! Trololololol! U mad? U mad bro? Trolled!”

He’s a legit fashoid like all the rest of this shithole. Stupid people tend to find the fact they’re stupid assholes to be the peak of comedy.

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[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

hexbear stop falling for rage bait challenge

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[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago
  1. It's very obvious she's wearing makeup in the first pic.

  2. She probably has some makeup in the second pic too.

  3. Her hair is dyed either way. Not sure how having dyed hair fits into people malding over makeup.

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

She most likely still has makeup on in the second picture. A lot of men will gush over “natural” looking photos and don’t even realize the woman is still wearing makeup lol

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

Getting real hornt up over a specific skin albedo, and sobbing and pissing and calling the police because it turns out their skin is naturally slightly more reflective than when its muted with a matte foundation. Also holding the belief that the ideal eyes naturally are outlined like someone's a drawing because that's definitely a thing and not just an aesthetic choice.

[-] umb_official@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 months ago

Ukraine flag checks out

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

That's an insane fucking take

Ladies you should swear off men entirely. I will raise my daughter to be gay

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[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

them constantly worrying about scenarios where they get accused of sexual assault is telling

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

the only people who should wear makeup are the Juggalos

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Based and clownpilled

Non-juggalos get reeducated

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[-] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

We've had character development the profile has 2 more flags!

https://xcancel.com/jeremymstamper/status/1873221656581394512

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 months ago

Hey look, transphobia is misogyny strikes again

I do love to see men start talking about a literal godess, like they wouldn't cower in tHEiR presence

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

I don't believe that this isn't satire.

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[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

One of those realizations being a trans lesbian is how much men hate women. Like I loved women so much when I thought I was a man. I thought most other men felt the same but it's not the case.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Not to engage in chauvinism but
That woman is conventionally attractive in both pictures. Posts like these make it seriously hard for me to believe these types of dudes aren't just deeply closeted.
I know I'm basically saying "you don't find that lady hot? What are you, gay?" But like... That poster gay as hell for this

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[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Growing up with sisters, I’d say she’s actually probably wearing makeup in both pictures.

The left is “full face” makeup so like foundation everywhere and highlights and contour and blush etc. etc. lots of layers and up close it’s obvious.

The right is a “no-makeup look” which is not actually no makeup but minimal makeup meant to look as though it’s natural. Thats likely why her eyebrows are perfect and her skin is completely blemish free in the “no makeup” photo.

Full face makeup is common for performers or when going out to some fancy event. Dates could count here but probably not most dates since it takes serious time and effort to put on and take off a full face look. And it is somewhat uncomfortable / annoying to have on. But it gives a lot more possibilities for artistic flare too. So many women (or just people in general) find it fun to do.

Minimal makeup is still art but also takes significant skill to get right even though there’s often much less makeup to put on.

I highly doubt most people are going on many dates in full face makeup. Probably more makeup than just a minimal look, like eyeshadow/eyeliner, but probably not putting on three layers of makeup over their entire face

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