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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by gothic_lemons@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I feel like I'm not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it's over fam :(

Here's the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee

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[-] breadleyloafsyou@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 weeks ago

i love messing with spammers i always hope there is a real person being annoyed and not just a bot

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

I really don’t like the way you’re talking to my gf.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Our girlfriend, commrade!

[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not sure what I expected to be on that shirt

[-] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Their merch is intense but their music is iconic! Listen to this shit and try to tell me you aren't in a better mood having listened to it? So cheery and fun! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/track/c-u-next-tuesday

[-] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago
  1. 🔞
  2. 🤘📥💸🙇‍♀️
[-] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm old what do these emojis mean?

[-] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

First one is blatant, mark your link with the emoji before and after, because it's not safe for work(18+).It's a Rule4 violation I am trying to help you prevent.
Second one is blatant if your a rocker. Deposit mail emoji represents “downloading.” My money is flying off buying their albums. And Kowtow for “thank you.”
yw🧑‍🦳

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Right? She might be falling for him hard now. She'll give up the spam business for good for him.

[-] SillyGooseQuacked@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

😂😂😂

[-] nublug@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

"do you have signal?" "yeah i got like 5 bars"

perfection. no notes.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did everyone get the "hello" or what? How did they choose who to send it to?

[-] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I got nothing the 1st time around so I was very excited to be included this round!

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
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