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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 134 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My favorite one-shot that I've ever ran involved the PCs being hired by a city to go kill some kobolds. The kobolds had taken over their mine, had fortified the place, and were violently rejecting any attempts to make them leave.

When the PCs arrive, it's basically as described: The mine is overrun with kobolds, who have erected makeshift barricades and are armed with crossbows.

In actuality, the city had hired the kobolds to mine the ore for them, but then refused to pay them after taking delivery. It's a labor dispute, and the PCs had been hired to kill them because nobody would question some adventurers killing some kobolds. The players discovered this and were upset enough about being lied to that they joined the kobolds' side and basically acted as the (very well-armed and aggressive) union reps, negotiating better pay and more favorable terms for them. Was a great time.

[-] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 36 points 3 months ago

This is the best sort of rpg story, in my humble opinion.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Needs more murder of the oligarchs that tried to use the party but we can't have anything

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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 69 points 3 months ago

Hey, you're the one underpaying your fictional workers in the first place

[-] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 35 points 3 months ago

You know to make interesting rpg stories, you need bad people, and being bad means you underpay worker and take all the money from their work.

If dwarves get a 15beer a hour minimal wage, they won't have a reason to fight the Dragon they work for

[-] stray@pawb.social 12 points 3 months ago

But the point is that if you're going to make a villain you can't get upset when your heroes try to help their victims.

[-] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Thank you! You just gave me a new bbeg!

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 50 points 3 months ago

You know what that's called, right? It's class consciousness. When people's power fantasies are union organizing, that implies there is a degree of cultural hegemony going on and that's pretty neat.

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 50 points 3 months ago

Player: I want to ask this road worker about their job.

GM: They tell you that they are perfectly happy with their job. They say they work short hours, get paid well and have a contract with very favourable terms that prevent them from being fired arbitrarily. All of their colleagues seem to feel the same way.

Player: Hm, what if they're lying?

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 months ago

They’re absolutely lying get the pamphlets and cast a zone of truth.

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 10 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah the way they answered definitely has cult behavior.

Time to free them from their chains.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Not one single disgruntled worker?

Clearly mind control magic

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[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

Remeber, kids: Laws are threats made by the dominate socio-economic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just the promise of violence and police are basically an occupying army.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago

Had to go find a clip of this because the delivery makes it even better, like a militant socialist afterschool special:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bmaoNLSHx_w

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

The delivery sells it entirely. He's like the guy coming in to talk about drugs with a baseball cap and sitting backwards in the chair, but it's about cops and molotovs instead.

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[-] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I mean, we use different terms (“social contract”, “law and order”, “state monopoly on violence”), but that’s what it boils down to.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, my character is realizing that the nobles that want to depose the king in favor of a ruling council are themselves just as corrupt if not more, and that the only real answer is a worker's revolution. So this might end up being a bit of an influence in this weekend's events.

[-] stray@pawb.social 27 points 3 months ago

Oh no, I have a really easy means of getting my players organically motivated in my story. :(

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a good campaign to me!

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 25 points 3 months ago

That's my kind of game. The "let's not be political (even though it is political)" flavor is less appealing.

[-] evol@lemmy.today 24 points 3 months ago

You can do a harry potter thing where the workers want to be slaves

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago
[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

to be fair they said they could, not should

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

i would :cringe: irrespective of whether i interpreted them as encouraging it.

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is how you get killed irl, by embracing the "happy slave" trope

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

If only. So many people repeated this lie in the past and never got their comeuppance

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

You're right, I was thinking about my friends and tabletop groups

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I'd sooner bash my own head in using the biggest rulebook available

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 months ago

lol I’ve been working on a holy grail game where the anarchos are the central characters and the conflict is them vs the monarchy so she isn’t wrong

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Why do you think it is called a party?

[-] OpheliaAzure@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

dimension 20 moment

[-] quips@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago

Unions is not socialism.

Socialism is when the corporations are both owned and controlled by the workers of those companies themselves.

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Unions are a tool of the working class in the class struggle. Not sufficient for socialism, but kinda necessary.

[-] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Collective bargaining is capitalism.

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

No, that's already communism.

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[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

If you don't have a copy of the little red songbook, can you really call yourself a bard?

[-] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

im all for supplying them with that hope, but probably through a meta conversation so that they don't attempt to unionize everything they see and instead make it a story they want to partake in

Now, would this work? Or embolden them to instead begin protracted warfare against the kingdom of the lvl 12 mage?

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Literally me as an unchained rogue in pf1. Enter city, use my underworld connections to find the abusers, rapists, and pedos. During my downtime, after helping the party during adventuring as normal, I build up a list of men to kill.

Rinse/repeat

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

If they want to walk the revolutionary road, then they better prepare some backup characters. The forces that built the world are never keen on allowing some scrappy rat-cachers to poke and prod at its foundations.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The campaigns I have run rarely see someones first character making it to the end. I am glad to have players who are okay with this.

[-] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 7 points 3 months ago

This but actually. Dnd is not the best system to live out the group's actual fantasy of social revolution, and that's what my groups tend to want to do.

Come to think of it, can anyone here suggest a good rpg system to simulate working people siezing the means of production from the bourgeoisie?

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

Cthulhu RPG except the workers are cultists and the means of production old ass artifacts that summon non-euclidean deities.

[-] hubobes@piefed.europe.pub 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Our party tries to extort money from every single NPC we encounter. Our rouge would probably asks for the jewels of the deceased person at a funeral or otherwise we would not help the town to fend of the goblin invaders (which then costs something as well of course).

[-] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Why would makeup need jewels..?

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Sparkly rouge

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 6 points 3 months ago

I played with a group that defeated a boss by unionizing his minions against him so they could have a worker owned dungeon. I played another campaign where i turned a kingdom over to its field workers and abdicated and destroyed the monarchy after defeating its ruler.

😈

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

JDPON Bard leading a protracted people's war against the despotic empire.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

My next character actually

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