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Raw Milk Update when?

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If i was a game dev and the white house posted somethibg like this with my game i'd just post "kys" as a quote tweet and never ever ver aclnowledge it again

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

I think there's something to be said for legal action

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

lmao suing hitler cause he violated your copyright

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

It'd at least be fun to see the destruction of copyright law if your interpretation is correct.

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

It won't be destroyed. Only selectively enforced, like the rest of the laws.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

I think it's already on track to only be selectively enforced given the AI situation, but there's a difference between selectivity that can hide behind the facade that there's a confounding difference between two circumstances versus one that absolutely cannot make such a claim.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

You seem to be under the impression that words have meaning and if people speak inconsistently that that would be a problem for them

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Every time a corporation or government body tries to appeal to pop culture I die a little inside.

Also Stardew is anti-capitalist you garsh dang dingus

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 6 days ago

I don't think it's anti-capitalist, or at least it wasn't when I played it last. It's more about "the evil, horrible bourgeoisie are crushing the pure and wholesome petit bourgeoisie."

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 days ago

Oh you missed the plot where the moment the Joja leave Pierre reveals his true colors

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Could you elaborate? I was only faintly aware that there was a story and not just a dating sim and quest system

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Pierre, the owner of the wholesome Mom and Pop shop says its his dream to expand and get as big as jojamart. Sooooo when you spend all that time removing his competition you're just creating a power vacuum for him to fill

lario-3

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Is there any further characterization on this?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago
[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 44 points 6 days ago

I thought CHUDs hated Stardew because it is wholesome and girls play it and it involves gay.

Or is it one of those things where it is too popular for them to denounce it, so they have to pretend to like it so they don't look (more) foolish?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago

No, I think it's just that they went "Popular Farm Game" into Google and then had the AI make the image

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

MAGA woman probably made this.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago

This shit is so cringe. It's made all the more insufferable because I know no one will pay a price for the admin's crimes.

kind-vladimir-ilyich

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 27 points 6 days ago
[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

The ending that somehow is the worst of both worlds between Joja and Pierre

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 6 days ago

Those mixels are just horrid. Also, the gold number is dogwhistling another Trump term, which I am not particularly fond of.

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

I don't care to check how many war criminals we've had, but he was #45 for term one iirc. So not only is this implying he's running again in 3 years, but that he was president during Biden's terminal stay.

Incredible amounts of cope. 10/10. Couldn't be more petty if I tried myself.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

These mutant cumskins and their ability to digest lactose as an adult is an affront to nature. Yakub what have you done??!

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

The fuck do they mean by whole milk? Raw milk I'd understand them saying, but I'm pretty sure I can go to the grocery and buy whole milk right now.

[-] DasRav@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Were you expecting competency?

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

It is a kulak simulator...

[-] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

lol the vibes this gives are those of a senile removed rambling to farm animals who equally don’t give a shit

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

CHUDs ARE “fellow kids” so I can’t really do a fellow-kids joke.

Fuck, is this what it feels to be getting old? Yeah, chuds always have been the “hip” crowd, but still.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Yeah, chuds always have been the “hip” crowd, but still.

Surely you jest?

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yes and no, the soy right is hardly new, this fellow kids has been going on for a while.

Raegan is some Hollywood ghoul, for instance.

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago
[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago
[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

Donald spends his time milking cows, and talking to Abigail, the schoolage child who lives with her parents

spoilerAbigail is also featured in the screenshot on the marriage page on the stardew valley wiki lol, realising Abigail is a child made me put the game down and never pick it up again

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago

Where did you get the idea that Abigail is a child?

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

POWER DYNAMICS because she's under the age of 35

Do you disagree?!

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 6 days ago

30 is certainly school age, she should be going to medical school at that age, or enrolled in residency. Definitely too young to be eligible for marriage, dating, or any affection whatsoever.

[-] Jentu@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago
[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 6 days ago

maybe let women have hobbies??

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

She, along with the jock who lives with his grandparents, and the rocker kid who lives with his parents, feel teenage coded, but i haven't got enough "heart events" or whatever to learn their complete backstories. Some of the abigail events are about how she's not a "little girl" anymore and rebelling against her small business tyrant dad, which feels like she's implied to be a teenager

There's also the goth guy that lives in his parents basement, but he's apparently the older half sibling of the also teenage-coded girl who's apparently a nurse, which would make her early-mid 20s at least and him older than that

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's intentionally ambiguous to let players of different ages project a little bit because there are only so many romance options and they need them to appeal to/be compatible with as many people as possible. It's why they're mostly archetypes with maybe a unique detail here and there.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

I never got that vibe, given that they hang out at a bar in the evenings.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

I feel like this might be a small town / less affluent town thing. I always just assumed some of the young people in Stardew have that slightly arrested development and same living situation as they would as teenagers like lots of people who grew up in the country or towns that were hard to get out of do.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

makes sense, even if they wanted to move out there aren't any apartments to rent, and barely any jobs. just live with your dad and work part time at walmart while waiting for your music project to make it (it won't)

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

Have you never met a young adult who lives with their parents?

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