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That's rough, buddy.
(lemmy.world)
I feel personally attacked.
I'm In This Photo and I Don't Like It
Same, bro. Same.
As we grow older, our circle of friends becomes smaller. This is natural. For most people, their largest number of friends will be at school/college/military due the nature of the environment. Once you leave, your friends will be your co-workers, housemates, neighbours. As you grow older, many of them will die off. Eventually, you will be left alone, save for your spouse and children. Such is life.
Wait, where do I claim my spouse and children?
It's only available to players that joined pre-2000's. You just go to your profile under rewards and you should see the marital lootbox. You should also recieve a "#1 Parent" cosmetic.
Yup, joined pre 2000's. I think I have a bug, all I see is "social anxiety" on the list, whatever that means.
See I was in the bargain spouse bin, but I came with free frogurt so I had that going for me and now my wife is chock full of potassium benzoate
If these are my golden years I can’t imagine what shit is waiting for me in the future
You can always go up?
At best these are pewter years
Best I can do is rusty iron years.
I didn't have any friends in school, high school or college and of course I wouldn't break the tradition even if I knew how to
Keep it going strong!
This hit me so hard my phone screen cracked
Oops, sorry mate.
From geek to geek, the transition is complete.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
I found my people.
This hits me in the feels.
Oh. It's me.
Good news is that you're almost certainly not the father.
Maury the results are in you are the geek father lady jumps up I told you bitch I told you
what years are supposed to be golden?
Well none... Clearly lol
Golden as a golden shower
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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