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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 86 points 1 week ago

Lol. Lmao, even.

Denmark, a loyal US vassal who helped spread smears against China, is now having the Uyghur playbook used against them.

[-] Big@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

It's hard to describe just how hard Denmark has sucked American dick these past decades.

The danes have done espionage on fellow European countries for many years for the US and have gone full on Patriot Act on their own country with such insane mass surveillance and crackdown on people's privacy, Denmark is basically a police state.

All to please their American masters. Only for the yanks to take over 99% of Danish territory. (Greenland is over 2 million square kilometres, while mainland Denmark is barely 50k square kilometres)

If this means the death of NATO and end of the century of yankee-worshipping in Europe, I'm all for it, lol.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

What's truly insane is that danish politicians are still all-in on the US.

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 58 points 1 week ago

president trump, my people yearn for freedom, please use Northrop B-2 Spirit heavy strategic bomber to level the Inatsisartut

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

Please President Trump we must have a Proctor and Gamble chemical plant.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

Can't trust those insidious Danes. I heard they even have torture/man milking facilities all throughout Greenland.

[-] juniper@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

man milking facilities

I'm, uh... I'm Danish now crush

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

How else do you fill those sweet pastries 😅

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

Consent manufacturing is back in full swing in the US

[-] Lenins_Dumbbell@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 week ago

For once, consent is being manufactured to attack a US ally. Good to see the imperial boomerang coming back home

[-] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I think we should call it Inventing Reality instead of Manufacturing Consent, the latter has been getting people onto the Chomsky pipeline for decades.

[-] red_giant@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

Danish society forces women to dance to bad techno music and have sex with strangers

[-] red_giant@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

The US and NATO frequently attempt to white-wash their imperialism by pretending it’s morally justified. Frequently this involves invoking feminism as a justification for imperialism.

For example, the taliban are obviously not very nice towards women and this was frequently used as a kind of justification for the occupation of Afghanistan. “Look at this school for girls in Kabul.”

Denmark has very progressive gender politics and women are generally free to date around and have sexual partners without stigma there. Generally speaking, women are more free / liberated in Denmark than in the USA which is far more conservative.

So I’m making a joke about the use of feminism as a justification for imperialism by framing the sexual equality in Denmark as a reason to “liberate the women of Greenland.”

Basically it’s a joke about pro-imperialist propaganda the US always uses when invading or bombing Islamic countries.

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

Juan Guaido has been declared the interim president of Greenland

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

Freedom, in this case, being highway signs advertising Morgan & Morgan.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can have some Exxon Mobil Ads as a treat

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Only to be deported once the usa takes over bougie-wink

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

at first I misread that as "They stole our furniture"

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

They did that too, the monsters

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

damn we got Greenlandic gusanos now? The usa really is always innovating

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

When Trump sent his failson and Charlie Kirk to Greenland last year, they posted a video of a Greenlandic guy being excited about a US takeover. I think he was wearing a MAGA hat. That guy quickly turned out to be a known career criminal and drug smuggler.

The failson and the fountainhead then had lunch with Greenlanders. Those Greenlanders turned out to be homeless people who didn't give a fuck about the MAGA scheme but who were there to get a free meal at the country's best restaurant.and a group of students who went there to tell the yanks to fuck off to their faces.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

the fountainhead

lmao

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Im thinking less gusanos and more native Greenlanders with legitimate grievances against the Danes being quoted out of context

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Mette Frederiksen went into a hospital in Nuuk and started murdering newborn babies in incubators! nayirah-testimony

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