Get yourself a new ass off of the cat, gain it's strength
AND your balls? What are you going to sit on now!?
Bullshit, owls have neither asses nor balls. I will not abide this baseless slander.
You can't poop or pee now what are you gonna do
Cri 
So you're gonna pee from your eyes then? Sounds stinky but at least you're not gonna get stopped up
Refrain from practicing Falun Gong - the CCCP's organ harvesting agents cannot resist the rich, pure asses and balls that result. Practicing dirty communist qigong should keep you safe
Where doth the owl store its balls, forsooth?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
Now what am I gonna do!