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[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 78 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it gets reduced to a joke a lot of the time but we basically live in a panopticon. If almost anything you did online isn't known by the government, it's because they didn't care to retrieve it.

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

When you are listed as "low threat" in the Palantir database 😓

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago

felix-trash : elben rign build

Eldeb ring biuld

Drak soul 2 hand duel weld

Metal gear snake r34 before:2021

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Pet mink legal states?

Pinniped friendliest?

Antizionist JSwipe

Jobs I can vape at

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[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago

I've no shame so whatever, oh no my history leaked now my job/spouse/prospects are in shambles oh wait I don't have any of that... see this is why I'm always one step ahead think-about-it

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago
[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

yea but I do spend a lot of time at the library or park during the week, can't be a shut in if I'm out reading and touching grass

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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

Crackpot theory: this is why 90% of run of the mill porn is now “stepmom fucks stepson” type shit - plays out exactly the same as any generic porno, but with like ten seconds at the start where someone is like “stepmom i can’t finish my homework” instead of “i’m here to clean the pipes”

“Tim Pool is into incest porn” sounds a whooooole lot worse to the general public than “yeh this guy like pretty standard vanilla porno”

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

now we know the real reason why r/blackwolffeed was shut down 👁️

[-] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

cia handler: "support israel or we'll tell the world you're into pawgs."

me: "globalize the intifada! now!!!!"

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

Go ahead Feds, leak my "Mommy Dimitrescu" search history, you'll only embarrass a gooner

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[-] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

If they ever leak mine, I'll cum. Your move feds.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago
[-] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Bzzzzzt, bzt, bzt, bzt, bzt, bzt, bzzzzzt

O yeah it's leaking time

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Pretty much this, fortunate for me I'm into this shit.

[-] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Like 'oh no I'm into big bearish men doing me, my gf, and my bf, woe is me I'd be so owned if they ever found out I'm a freaky potato' like come on... Me right now :3

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[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh boy I hope they search my porn history because it's funny as fuck. Not even weird reasons, it's just like I'm 99% sure I'm terrible at hiding the type of shit I'm in to so anyone could easily guess and be like "well that was obvious. I don't know what I expected."

I should start a podcast but specifically about porn

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We already know you keep searching for "big sexy hooters" owl-wink

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

"owl stuff"

"owl stuff adult"

"dirty owl stuff"

"dirty adult owl stuff"

"owls doing dirty adult stuff"

dammit!

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Owl sex

Did you mean: Essex (England)

Ugh now I don't feel like it 🤢

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[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

I just realized that capitalism is great and I actually LOVE Israel!

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[-] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

I have a podcast where I review vintage Italian pornography and the government tried to ruin my reputation by leaking that I watch modern stuff.

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[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

I've been wondering since I was a teenager when stuff like this would happen. It seems comically easy for tech companies to blackmail people with their Snapchat memories of drunk nights out in college or their porn history.

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Only works for a short bit though because literally everyone has this “dirt” on them and after the first few people get embarrassed publicly it will cease to hit the same

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[-] bourgeoisie_burgers@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

I like living on the edge and just click random

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

If they can blackmail Tim Pool because he looks at cp, what makes anyone think Epstein and his friends were any different?

[-] mrfugu@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

There’s only one type of porn I can think of that has legal repercussions…

[-] Jabril@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's either trans/gay porn for reputation repercussions or CSAM for legal repercussions. Unless they are into animal abuse or snuff films or something

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Lack imagination.

Cuck or femdom for the redpilled side of podcast could make some repercussions.

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

I am being 100% sincere in my belief that right wingers are dramatically more into cuck porn than normal people. It's a real "the lady doth protest too much" moment imo

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[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

The government can charge you with whatever digital crime they want and fake the evidence. This is to shame podcasters into compliance. They don't actually want to hurt their propaganda machines, they want them to obey.

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[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Find out I'm trans? Or a dog? Or a trans dog and when I bark, I shoot bees at you?

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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

The winning strategy is to not care about blackmail and accuse them of just making shit up

[-] booty@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I was gonna say, if they threatened me with this and I was some podcaster I would have immediately gone to my audience and been like "the feds just threatened to tell everyone I'm into furry porn if I don't do propaganda for them, everyone point and laugh at the feds" and then it doesn't matter what they release because I can just keep pointing and laughing and going "look at all this shit they're slandering me with"

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[-] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Nice try - I’m pretty sure the statute of limitations has run out on the time i googled “Jessica Simpson boobs” on the ol’ family computer.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

dang it they know every time I typed "boobs" into google

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Thats why I use an old calculator i found on the ground. Completely untraceable.

5318008

[-] christian@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How does the government go about leaking someone's search history if they don't comply? Like I'm sure that they can get the information, but they really can only blackmail if it's something sketchy enough to be tangentially arrestable, otherwise they're either certifying the search queries are legitimate in the press release or arresting my favorite podcaster on charges of "really fucking weird kinks".

[-] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Having another podcaster/media unveil it

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[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

The FBI file on Brace is just a collection of AI Fetterman porn

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Podcasters are state propaganda

The rebels, everyone!

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago

Now this reeks of an Israeli operation.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Bourgious

Bouj wa zee

Difference between bourgeois and bourgeoisie

Is Marx and Engles yaoi?

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I wonder how common it is. funny-clown-hammer is obvious.

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

it wouldn't be the first time my google alert for "Gigantic Asses" interfered with the content for my podcast "White Man's Boredom".

[-] JDvecna@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Funny clown hammer was the first thing that came to mind

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