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the time has come (hexbear.net)

and so have i

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[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 43 points 3 days ago

praying he has a swift de-covery

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago
[-] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

Unfortunately:

His prognosis is positive

But I’m still timmy-pray4crab-party

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago

Ok, you know the drill: thoughts, prayers, ancient Sumerian curses, anything that might make a difference.

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

Currently praying to God, Jesus, and the spooky ghost specter

[-] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

Whatever happens to him I hope he suffers greatly 🙏

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Wishing him the worst

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

assemble the crabs, it is time. hex-crab-chapo

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

Someone has to hire those Etsy witches to do their magic

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

Get worse soon

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

IF HE CROAKS TONIGHT. BEERS ARE ON ME

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 3 days ago

All crabs report to the raving beach, repeat, all crabs report to the raving beach

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago
[-] shath@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago
[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago
[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Bro is a sack of blood, his aides have to turn him upside down so he has enough in his head to remember how to speak, just let him have the morphine at this point and send him on his way to hell

[-] fox@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago
[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 12 points 3 days ago

Ole Glitch hasn’t had his software updated in a while.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

this mfer gonna die and I'm gonna be all LMFAO

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago
[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?! pog-fish

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago
[-] booty@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Ulysses, he's weakened. Get his ass!

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

He fell after a reporter asked him a question the other day and then babbled meaninglessly after he got up.

[-] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

I wish him a very ribbit

[-] Korkki@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

it's happening!

[-] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

thoughts and prayers I guess

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He's been in that USA hospice for old folks since 1985, too soon.

this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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