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the time has come (hexbear.net)

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[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago

praying he has a swift de-covery

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

Ok, you know the drill: thoughts, prayers, ancient Sumerian curses, anything that might make a difference.

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Currently praying to God, Jesus, and the spooky ghost specter

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately:

His prognosis is positive

But I’m still timmy-pray4crab-party

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Get worse soon

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Someone has to hire those Etsy witches to do their magic

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Wishing him the worst

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

assemble the crabs, it is time. hex-crab-chapo

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

IF HE CROAKS TONIGHT. BEERS ARE ON ME

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 2 months ago

All crabs report to the raving beach, repeat, all crabs report to the raving beach

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago

Whatever happens to him I hope he suffers greatly 🙏

[-] fox@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[-] shath@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[-] booty@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Ulysses, he's weakened. Get his ass!

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago
[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 15 points 2 months ago

Ole Glitch hasn’t had his software updated in a while.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Bro is a sack of blood, his aides have to turn him upside down so he has enough in his head to remember how to speak, just let him have the morphine at this point and send him on his way to hell

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?! pog-fish

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

this mfer gonna die and I'm gonna be all LMFAO

[-] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

I wish him a very ribbit

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

He fell after a reporter asked him a question the other day and then babbled meaninglessly after he got up.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

the shit was coming out of his diaper and mouth at the same time

[-] Korkki@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

it's happening!

[-] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

thoughts and prayers I guess

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's been in that USA hospice for old folks since 1985, too soon.

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