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[-] Sarcasmo@piefed.social 39 points 2 weeks ago
[-] frog@feddit.uk 23 points 2 weeks ago

Pattern: Death

Try dying

We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

The fat comes right off.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

The calories don't count if I pass out before I log them.

[-] 18107@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Could it be that you forget to write down calories after a sufficient amount of alcohol?

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I've already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don't keep it to the one drink.

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Are they counting with the calories from the alcohol itself?

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, if you eat nothing while bing drinking you can keep calories low :)

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Calories and thiamine both!

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sowreee ofeesir, I'm on diet

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!

[-] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Alcohol makes me eat more

[-] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 weeks ago

lol. You should get rid of this app.

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Whiskey, the social laxative hero we all wanted, but didn’t know we needed.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't alcohol digested as sugar?

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  • Pure alcohol has 7 calories per gram
  • Sugar has 3 calories per gram
  • Carbs has 3 calories per gram
  • Fat has 9 calories per gram
[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

...I mean, this isn't automatically bad advice. Kinda depends on the quantity and frequency of the alcohol vs calories. If you're having a glass of wine at the end of an otherwise nutritionally well-executed day; vs going apeshit with candy, soda, chips, etc - but not drinking; the former is definitely the better of the two. Recognizing and leveraging those kinds of patterns are key to making some new change into a habit.

Especially if you treat this as a stepping stone to develop some good habits while weening off of bad ones - for that to work you need to tolerate some degree of bad ones as you dial them closer and closer to zero.

Perfect is the enemy of good.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago
[-] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago

A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don't have that kind of money.

[-] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. Ok. Let's do that.

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

“Have you considered cocaine?”

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