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LOOK AT THIS FOOL, HE'S SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE!
Did you see any swallows nearby?
European or African?
No, they go down to Florida with the rest of the snow birds
Do you suppose one of them could have carried it up there?
There is no way a 4 ounce bird could pick up a 1 pound coconut
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The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our lands!
Isn't this just how coconuts spread? Floating their seeds across the ocean?
Yes, they can wind up in Europe if they catch the right current
they do be floating
More like scuba diving, bay's only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice
Monty Python had no idea this was possible.
there has never been a place that was not made better by coconuts. embrace the future. for this one specific time, it could be nice.
It's true, here's the evidence.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Nah, this MF's probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.
the fuck did that poor coconut do to them ducks?
Must of 
'em on their heads while they were under the ice.
what kind of ducks do you have?!
They looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
god forbid a tourist visit your hideous icy shores. though why they'd bother to deal with the heaps of your ignorance i'll never know
i've got a loverly bunch of coconuuuutsss
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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