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What the fuck am I watching?
Can't wait for the inevitable South Park episode about their love story.
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Thanks, now i'm asexualΒ²
This doesn't help, I only have more questions now!
About your sexuality?
Well no.. but actually yes
Holy, i saw the pictures but now after seeing the video i wish i was born without eyes.
Now I am straighter than ever...
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"I am so hetero."
There was a comedienne that stuck a line in my head " I'm attracted to men, but I don't find them attractive"
Similar.
Charlie Sheen said that he didn't pay women for sex. He paid them to have sex and then leave.
That actually kinda makes sense though. He was saying he didn't want a relationship, just the sex part. I'm sure Charlie Sheen would have no problem finding people to have sex with that didn't require payment, they would just expect a relationship as part of it.
As opposed to other dude, who just was gay and was trying to sound like he wasn't gay.
A comedienne is a lady comic. She is saying she wants men but doesn't find them attractive, which as a straight lady, makes absolute sense to me. Especially as I get older I wish I was bi, women age better (or more women age well is probably a better way to put it), and it would be easier in some ways. But alas, it's men for me.
One of the few funny 'Cathy' cartoons ever.
Cathy and Irving are talking and Irving asks Cathy what she wants in a man. He has to be a self-made millionaire; who is not materialistic. He has to love pets; he can't own any. He can't be afraid of commitment; he can't have any exes.
Irving goes off. He points out that what she wants is impossible.
Cathy asks Irving what he wants.
"A beautiful virgin who loves sex."
Ngl, I grew up thinking I was gay, but...
Was it a magic trick all along?
Whatever you are, everyone has preferences. I'd prefer to be younger and more attractive but I'd also prefer that in a partner even though I'm not that myself. I love the vibes of older people but not many older people have taken good care of their bodies. I get it, it is difficult.
I'm not convinced that there's anywhere near as many straight people as straight people pretend there are. It's gotta be closer to like fifty-fifty split between straight and bi/pan/ace/and so on.
I struggle to believe that anyone is 100.00% straight or gay. Like, really? You're straight, sure... But there's not one person? One situation? One perfect storm of circumstances where you'd try swinging the other way just a little bit?
Trust me, it is very frustrating to be around people who you would gladly fuck your brains out, but your brain is like "eww".
100% gay here and so far it continues this way.
Sexuality exists on a spectrum, imo. There are a few people who are totally straight, a few who are totally gay, but the vast majority fall somewhere in the middle. I do not feel that sexuality is a binary for most people. Of course, I could be completely wrong. I'm no scientist.
Is that you, Robert California?
No, I'm his Mexican half brother, twice removed. I'm JosΓ© Colorado. Nice to meet you!
I know everyone says it, but labels are pretty useless.
Even terms like "masculine" and "feminine" hold so much dumb baggage they're both functionally useless.
I know guys who want to be subservient to pretty girls, and girls who want stocky girls to dominate them.
Sexuality doesn't fit neatly into boxes, even in the best of circumstances - so much of it is contextual, and is pointless to attempt to pin down.
I'm not even convinced we really managed to universally agree to uniform definition of what straight actually is. As long as that's the case people, who want to be "normalβ, will just stretch and twist the definitions to fit in, if they can fit in that way.
I don't think the human race would have survived 50/50 split
So bi and pan people don't fuck and make babies?
Another win for the blind and deaf people.
Do I really want to know?
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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