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I wish I could edit the voice. So many things would become possible if I could add custom voice prompts to it or a specific voice clone. It would be my Werner Herzogbot.
The robot's beard is coming in very nicely :)
This is why you don’t give it googly eyes, save those for things with “mouths” like a spray bottle of window cleaner or a trash can with a flappy lid.
Put serene sleepy cartoon cat eyes on your robot, let it exude happy manatee vibes
Why am I moving on the floor of somebody's place like a small animal? And what's the vibrating noise? Relax. Try to relax. Take stock. Figure it out. I'm moving but I have no legs... What the fuck! And no arms... I don't think I have ears... I feel the vibrations with my body... But what body? How can I be a mouse? This is fucked up. I'm not a mouse. I'm not an animal. But what am I? And where am I? Hell? Heaven? Whatchamacallit... Purgatory? Nothing makes sen— Oh, my good. I'm a cleaning robot?!?!
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Says the soul of a recently dead person.
I see, so Chairman Marshall Sasha bear has decided to automate the cleaning workforce?
He has one of those husky double coats that shed a lot. I think cleaning is easier if there's already a high standard to spot clean as I go, and this thing keeps my apartment at a 9/10 while being way more quiet than my vacuum. The DPRS Ministry of Urban Management's noise ordinances are strict and punishable by death like most other crimes.
"what is my purpose?"
You pass butter.
You suck dirt off the floor
Please stop announcing my kinks
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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