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How the hell would I be able to keep track of those 3 days without a potato clock? 😩
Just count every second, easy
no rules against lemon clocks
I am a potato, does this mean if I check the time during the competition that I am disqualified even if I did not physically construct a potato clock?
Depends: 300 million what?
If it's dollars? Sure!
If it's feral hogs, I guess I better learn how and get to building ASAP!
Edit: Oh wait, re-read it! It seems I get the 300 million feral hogs in advance?
Yeah, I DEFINITELY won't be able to construct anything while some lunatic desperately attempts to cram hundreds of millions of deadly swine into my 3rd floor apartment 😬
I never understood why in the US (North America? Europe?) children do this experiment with potatoes. Use a citric fruit instead, much better at moving ions around.
Probably because potatoes are less messy than citrus fruits. No teacher wants to deal with an even stickier classroom.
I think it’s because every American thinks they’re Irish
But potatoes are from the Americas
If you go back far enough, it's all Pangaea 🤷
NOOOOOOOOOO
What’s the money even worth without my tater time? :(
what am i going to do with 300million potatoes if i can’t build clocks for 3 days?
Slightly off topic, but I’m curious if anyone here knows how to overclock a potato.
Yes, but first you must overcome the friction from the starches by adding butter.
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