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The piece of paper will be safe, even if millions die.
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Why though
Why not? They haven't been out of the house in ages.
founding documents are harmful to local wildlife and shouldn't be let outdoors.
Genuine answer, it’s the 250th anniversary of the declaration of independence this year, I’m pretty sure this has been planned for years and has nothing to do with current events
they're going to Disney World for a much needed vacation and a reminder of what makes America Great!
insurance fraud
plane disappears. Trump: "oh dear i guess ill have to write a new bill of rights"
Super Earth isn't satirical enough
Haven’t these people ever heard of a xerox machine? Asking for a friend
Could you imagine the crinkle as that thing gets pulled through the scanner, jams, and disintegrates
Like a fall leaf on the pavement
Jesus fucking Christ. Did they fire every single editor and proofreader over at that clown show? This reads like the writing of a third grader learning english as a second language
Has anyone seen Nic Cage recently
They belong to Trump now. As president he owns everything, and he was out of toilet paper.
I mean, that's a jet first off
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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