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[-] daannii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

He wants to do a nuke so bad.

We should all be terrified.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Everyone's got their kink.

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

[-] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

[-] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He had many feelings on an Island too. I don't like it when trump has feelings...

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

🎶

"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.

Military healing is good for me

Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush

Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"

🎶

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

From the makers of "Vibe Coding", we present to you "Vibe foreign policy!"

You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

That was just the incontinence.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.

[-] blinfabian@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

what was he feeling? little children?

[-] Slashme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?

[-] 9blb@feddit.org 0 points 1 week ago
[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 1 week ago

The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

We could at least start catching up on sleep.

this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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