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[-] daannii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He wants to do a nuke so bad.

We should all be terrified.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Everyone's got their kink.

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

[-] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

[-] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 points 1 month ago

The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

From the makers of "Vibe Coding", we present to you "Vibe foreign policy!"

[-] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He had many feelings on an Island too. I don't like it when trump has feelings...

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🎶

"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.

Military healing is good for me

Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush

Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"

🎶

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

[-] DragonAce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

That was just the incontinence.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.

[-] blinfabian@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

what was he feeling? little children?

[-] Slashme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?

[-] 9blb@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

We could at least start catching up on sleep.

this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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